XanthiNaz
@xanthinus.bsky.social
Mostly Timberwolves, politics. But also I will post travel pics and vegetables and flowers. Possibly will repost dumb jokes.
true true. not a hip check imo, just a hard elbow to the rib cage of an airborne player, lol. I'm probably being a butthurt MN fan. It has seemed to me that in recent games a lot of reviews go against Jim Pete's conclusion and of course I trust him more than I trust the refs.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
true true. not a hip check imo, just a hard elbow to the rib cage of an airborne player, lol. I'm probably being a butthurt MN fan. It has seemed to me that in recent games a lot of reviews go against Jim Pete's conclusion and of course I trust him more than I trust the refs.
I did that in a hotel room by myself after cruelly vanishing from home on my way to some vague spiritual quest. It was surreal and lonely.
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I did that in a hotel room by myself after cruelly vanishing from home on my way to some vague spiritual quest. It was surreal and lonely.
Last night it was the Flagrant Two, which I could feel coming and seemed like retribution for the refs being forced to call a grudging flagrant one against Rudy's attacker because it was such an obvious blow to the head. LIke they needed to prove loyalty to their hidden masters. I'm likely tripping.
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Last night it was the Flagrant Two, which I could feel coming and seemed like retribution for the refs being forced to call a grudging flagrant one against Rudy's attacker because it was such an obvious blow to the head. LIke they needed to prove loyalty to their hidden masters. I'm likely tripping.
The reffing seems vindictively anti-Wolves these days a la the KAT days
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The reffing seems vindictively anti-Wolves these days a la the KAT days
Someone is holding Tyler Ford’s beer.
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Someone is holding Tyler Ford’s beer.
Reading the comments, it appears that this is a classic “should we go with the white guy because he has a better chance in the general” quandary. I don’t have an answer. It just sucks that we have to make that choice. Fuck racism. Fuck sexism.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Reading the comments, it appears that this is a classic “should we go with the white guy because he has a better chance in the general” quandary. I don’t have an answer. It just sucks that we have to make that choice. Fuck racism. Fuck sexism.
this is our life now
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
this is our life now
Show me another team’s announcer that can very seriously compare a players game to that of Philip Seymour Hoffman.
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Show me another team’s announcer that can very seriously compare a players game to that of Philip Seymour Hoffman.
it's fucking weird.
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
it's fucking weird.
Yes! When they suck fans can call them the Taints
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yes! When they suck fans can call them the Taints
New Orleans Jazz is perfect. I’m trying to think of something a little better for Utah.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
New Orleans Jazz is perfect. I’m trying to think of something a little better for Utah.
Stockpiling Missle Toes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Stockpiling Missle Toes.
Soon I will finally bundle up and step outside for the Marlboro Smooth that's been calling my name since I woke.
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Halfway through it, a final morning need arises with sudden urgency.
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Halfway through it, a final morning need arises with sudden urgency.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Soon I will finally bundle up and step outside for the Marlboro Smooth that's been calling my name since I woke.
....................
Halfway through it, a final morning need arises with sudden urgency.
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Halfway through it, a final morning need arises with sudden urgency.
This is where I'm at in the story right now. 2/3 of my first cup down. Tiny tendrils of caffeine around the edges. Vision still blurred. Need to get the second infusion going, but let's finish the story.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is where I'm at in the story right now. 2/3 of my first cup down. Tiny tendrils of caffeine around the edges. Vision still blurred. Need to get the second infusion going, but let's finish the story.
I don't do cereal, gotta get protein. Some sort of meat, some sort of planning, maybe eggs on toast. Ok, let's do that. The tea is steeping while the eggs cook.
I eat, then drink tea on the couch with my laptop
I eat, then drink tea on the couch with my laptop
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I don't do cereal, gotta get protein. Some sort of meat, some sort of planning, maybe eggs on toast. Ok, let's do that. The tea is steeping while the eggs cook.
I eat, then drink tea on the couch with my laptop
I eat, then drink tea on the couch with my laptop
There's nothing worse than shoving food down
cuz you want to puke. So I gotta eat first. Plus
i have this blood sugar thing and come to think of it
probably I'm not right because my body is hungry.
cuz you want to puke. So I gotta eat first. Plus
i have this blood sugar thing and come to think of it
probably I'm not right because my body is hungry.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
There's nothing worse than shoving food down
cuz you want to puke. So I gotta eat first. Plus
i have this blood sugar thing and come to think of it
probably I'm not right because my body is hungry.
cuz you want to puke. So I gotta eat first. Plus
i have this blood sugar thing and come to think of it
probably I'm not right because my body is hungry.
Yeah, I know the story would be cooler if it was coffee.
But I drink fancy-ass loose leaf white tea. Something like
Imperial Yunan. I need it. Here's the thing tho:
On an empty stomach it makes me nauseous.
But I drink fancy-ass loose leaf white tea. Something like
Imperial Yunan. I need it. Here's the thing tho:
On an empty stomach it makes me nauseous.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yeah, I know the story would be cooler if it was coffee.
But I drink fancy-ass loose leaf white tea. Something like
Imperial Yunan. I need it. Here's the thing tho:
On an empty stomach it makes me nauseous.
But I drink fancy-ass loose leaf white tea. Something like
Imperial Yunan. I need it. Here's the thing tho:
On an empty stomach it makes me nauseous.
It's so much better to take the caffeine edge
off first, plus it would be pathetic to put on my jacket
so quick. So, OK, let's do the coffee thing first.
Except I don't drink coffee. I drink tea.
off first, plus it would be pathetic to put on my jacket
so quick. So, OK, let's do the coffee thing first.
Except I don't drink coffee. I drink tea.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It's so much better to take the caffeine edge
off first, plus it would be pathetic to put on my jacket
so quick. So, OK, let's do the coffee thing first.
Except I don't drink coffee. I drink tea.
off first, plus it would be pathetic to put on my jacket
so quick. So, OK, let's do the coffee thing first.
Except I don't drink coffee. I drink tea.
my swollen mind starts plotting
a path to the smoke, and every morning
I slowly realize my morning heirarchy of needs
must be fulfilled in reverse
a path to the smoke, and every morning
I slowly realize my morning heirarchy of needs
must be fulfilled in reverse
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
my swollen mind starts plotting
a path to the smoke, and every morning
I slowly realize my morning heirarchy of needs
must be fulfilled in reverse
a path to the smoke, and every morning
I slowly realize my morning heirarchy of needs
must be fulfilled in reverse
during these times when I'm smoking
the smoke alarm is what wakes me.
beh beh beh beh "warning. something is wrong.
"nicotine levels are low"
the smoke alarm is what wakes me.
beh beh beh beh "warning. something is wrong.
"nicotine levels are low"
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
during these times when I'm smoking
the smoke alarm is what wakes me.
beh beh beh beh "warning. something is wrong.
"nicotine levels are low"
the smoke alarm is what wakes me.
beh beh beh beh "warning. something is wrong.
"nicotine levels are low"