Lesbo Baggins
@xapismarie.bsky.social
Leslie Knope aspiree • Esports broadcast encoding tech • defending the broken, beaten and the damned • my other car is Letterboxd • she/they
Pinned
Lesbo Baggins
@xapismarie.bsky.social
· Jan 5
I’ve made it my goal to change the background on all my movie reviews this year to walking scene
Fwb turns 27 today. In his honor please enjoy an 8 year removed then/now, because I really wonder what 2017 us would think of this. Honestly, we probably should’ve been screwing the whole time.
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Fwb turns 27 today. In his honor please enjoy an 8 year removed then/now, because I really wonder what 2017 us would think of this. Honestly, we probably should’ve been screwing the whole time.
Spent a bit collecting saggs, I’m apparently on to capricorns.
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Spent a bit collecting saggs, I’m apparently on to capricorns.
Hard to believe it’s casual when you’re the first person to look at my IG stories, seem like you’re actively making an effort to avoid interacting with my online presence, and suddenly started using Apple Music…? Gen Z boys are wild. But irl I really like this one, dammit.
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hard to believe it’s casual when you’re the first person to look at my IG stories, seem like you’re actively making an effort to avoid interacting with my online presence, and suddenly started using Apple Music…? Gen Z boys are wild. But irl I really like this one, dammit.
TTs in question.
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
TTs in question.
Sleeping with me and then not liking my thirst traps should be Against. The. LAW. Straight to JAIL.
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Sleeping with me and then not liking my thirst traps should be Against. The. LAW. Straight to JAIL.
Santa? Nah, Aunt Kharis makes Christmas magic. Happy holidays to you and yours today!
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Santa? Nah, Aunt Kharis makes Christmas magic. Happy holidays to you and yours today!
Bsky is my extra close friends because almost no one I know irl follows me here so I can say WHATEVER I WANT
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Bsky is my extra close friends because almost no one I know irl follows me here so I can say WHATEVER I WANT
I stg the GOC🎁 need to stop being the first person to look at my stories at 1130p and NOT hitting me with a “u up” text
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I stg the GOC🎁 need to stop being the first person to look at my stories at 1130p and NOT hitting me with a “u up” text
Tucked in Tuesday
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tucked in Tuesday
You ever listen to terrible bands cause you kinda miss and wanna hear the voice of the person singing?
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You ever listen to terrible bands cause you kinda miss and wanna hear the voice of the person singing?
How does one make themselves eat? Today I had popcorn and 8 Tyson frozen chicken nuggets….
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
How does one make themselves eat? Today I had popcorn and 8 Tyson frozen chicken nuggets….
Someone older than I am called themselves elder emo but didn’t know the Cranberries or Garbage and I just… cannot take them seriously.
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Someone older than I am called themselves elder emo but didn’t know the Cranberries or Garbage and I just… cannot take them seriously.
Nothing like cheering on the opposition for roughing the most hated player in the league (who happens to be on my team). Worth it, Larocque!
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nothing like cheering on the opposition for roughing the most hated player in the league (who happens to be on my team). Worth it, Larocque!
If you seen me naked and aren’t liking my thirst traps, wyd brother?
December 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you seen me naked and aren’t liking my thirst traps, wyd brother?
Relationship changes slap, my guy. Get you some new experiences for the low low price of secure attachments
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Relationship changes slap, my guy. Get you some new experiences for the low low price of secure attachments
Getting a heads up on a potential booty call is actually a 10/10
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Getting a heads up on a potential booty call is actually a 10/10
Please enjoy a few of my favorite reviews of the Christmas challenge
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Please enjoy a few of my favorite reviews of the Christmas challenge
My specific bell thank you VERY much
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My specific bell thank you VERY much
21 days (8 more than last year)
33 unique Christmas commercials
38 rewatches
1 clip of George W. Bush
10 less than 2 star reviews
5 adaptations of A Christmas Carol
0 chips consumed
Let’s go 4th place!
❄️Senator Meow’s Christmas challenge 2025 completed❄️
33 unique Christmas commercials
38 rewatches
1 clip of George W. Bush
10 less than 2 star reviews
5 adaptations of A Christmas Carol
0 chips consumed
Let’s go 4th place!
❄️Senator Meow’s Christmas challenge 2025 completed❄️
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
21 days (8 more than last year)
33 unique Christmas commercials
38 rewatches
1 clip of George W. Bush
10 less than 2 star reviews
5 adaptations of A Christmas Carol
0 chips consumed
Let’s go 4th place!
❄️Senator Meow’s Christmas challenge 2025 completed❄️
33 unique Christmas commercials
38 rewatches
1 clip of George W. Bush
10 less than 2 star reviews
5 adaptations of A Christmas Carol
0 chips consumed
Let’s go 4th place!
❄️Senator Meow’s Christmas challenge 2025 completed❄️
Anyone checked on @senatormeow.bsky.social? It’s after 6:47p…
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Anyone checked on @senatormeow.bsky.social? It’s after 6:47p…
I HAVE SIX MOVIES LEFT IN THE CHALLENGE.
That being said, coming in 4th feels weird so if someone wants to finish it real quick before I do tomorrow night, 5th is a much nicer number. (Don’t come for me, I cannot explain it.)
That being said, coming in 4th feels weird so if someone wants to finish it real quick before I do tomorrow night, 5th is a much nicer number. (Don’t come for me, I cannot explain it.)
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I HAVE SIX MOVIES LEFT IN THE CHALLENGE.
That being said, coming in 4th feels weird so if someone wants to finish it real quick before I do tomorrow night, 5th is a much nicer number. (Don’t come for me, I cannot explain it.)
That being said, coming in 4th feels weird so if someone wants to finish it real quick before I do tomorrow night, 5th is a much nicer number. (Don’t come for me, I cannot explain it.)
Watching Abraxas and 1) I hate it but 2) Marjorie Bransfield is a vision.
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Watching Abraxas and 1) I hate it but 2) Marjorie Bransfield is a vision.
Skittles are the Mountain Dew of candy.
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Skittles are the Mountain Dew of candy.
….It has been 24 hours and I have now completed 61 Christmas movies.
46 movies done. Just under 46 hours of movies left to watch! Let’s go Christmas challengeeeeee
December 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
….It has been 24 hours and I have now completed 61 Christmas movies.