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Jordan
@xdrxteethx.bsky.social
Omaha.
Boring old punk/hardcore dude.
Talking into the void.
We exist in the "Godfather Timeline".
Spurney's Hawk Yelling guy. https://www.instagram.com/spurneyshawk/
Daredevil Born Again is basically Matlock with spin kicks.
March 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
No matter what the context. If I see that meme of Big Bird in a horse drawn cart saying "we ride at dawn bitches". I'm gonna start laughing. It's just something that happens.
March 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’m really into the new episode of Reacher ended with a Screaming Trees song.
March 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We need a name for those weirdos that come up to you as you're leaving Aldi and instead of giving you a quarter for your cart. Try to hand you like five nickels or something. Mother fucker I keep this sole quarter in my cupholder for this purpose alone.
February 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Mt. Dew Zero sugar tastes like watered down ecto cooler. And I’m ok with that.
January 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Outside the Godfather timeline Close Encounters of The Third Kind was nominated and won Best Picture at the 50th Academy Awards in most other timelines.
January 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm still mad that the final episodes of Succession didn't have clues that Tom was a huge Counting Crows fan. Just picture him & Shiv having a screaming argument that ends with Shiv saying "All the money wasted on Counting Crows memorabilia Tom! NOBODY collects Counting Crows memorabilia!".
January 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"I believe there is still something inherent in the fibre of America worth saving, and that the fortunes of the entire world may well ride on the ability of young Americans to face the responsibilities of an old America gone mad."-Phil Ochs
January 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM