Hot damn someone is thirsty

God damn girl absolute stone cold hot

Ah good old sexist algorithm seeing all the fitness and interpreting it as weight loss and hormone fluctuations

Me flirting

The most boring space race ever

When I got a car here the dealership couldn’t use their automated online system, instead they had to print every single contract for signature which would then be faxed. All because of my passport

I made this little thread a while back on what documents people should take with them. In general, go with the path of least resistance but take the essentials because you might not be able to go back for it.

Which is me currently as I try to get my birth certificate updated from abroad.

We deserve everythiiiiing

Take meeeee

hiiiiii