do the actual british thing and just go to spain

my sister was born there and got her passport like, a year before brexit, and i had to just laugh. like what the fuck good is this now if it doesn’t get me into the nice places

id settle for a well

anyways, unlimited ill for jk rowling, i hope she spends the last hours of her life feeling it ebb away in the cold emptiness of her castle, alone, as alone as a person could ever be. the rushing realization that nothing awaits her. the void was all that was ever waiting

thanks! 💜

come the fuck on

i know its just a student newspaper so low standards here but it sure is infuriating to see the essay whitewashed so thoroughly: “citing the Bible” it does not once CITE the Bible. it makes CLAIMS to the contents of the Bible, but not once cites it

got an automated text message from a car rental service while i was standing right next to her and was like “huh? oh. no! No!”

you’d really hope these people would be more embarrassed to rush to the battlefield to defend the honor of the girl who wrote this, but i gotta figure this reads like shakespeare to them. its rocks all the way down