Morph the Xenomagnet
@xenomagnet.bsky.social
Like the Mary Celeste, I appear out of the gloom looking all weird and disheveled. Many explanations are given; most point at the eldritch or supernatural. However, really I’m just the product of several unlikely but terrible decisions
Someone unexpected had a goth moment this morning
August 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Someone unexpected had a goth moment this morning
This possibly one of the most confusing photos I’ve ever seen
It has not been edited
It has not been edited
July 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This possibly one of the most confusing photos I’ve ever seen
It has not been edited
It has not been edited
I’m not quite sure what this says about me:
So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today
Nooooo
My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”
Is this just me?
So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today
Nooooo
My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”
Is this just me?
July 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m not quite sure what this says about me:
So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today
Nooooo
My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”
Is this just me?
So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today
Nooooo
My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”
Is this just me?
This guy seems to think Christianity is English
He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible
Or is he supporting Druids?
He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible
Or is he supporting Druids?
July 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
This guy seems to think Christianity is English
He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible
Or is he supporting Druids?
He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible
Or is he supporting Druids?
Happy World Goth Day everybody
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May 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Happy World Goth Day everybody
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Recently, I’ve been rescuing plants that were look neglected around the house
I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone
Today I can announce a shoot!
I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone
Today I can announce a shoot!
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Recently, I’ve been rescuing plants that were look neglected around the house
I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone
Today I can announce a shoot!
I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone
Today I can announce a shoot!
Decided to take the dogs to Beamish today and one of them decided to help authorities with an investigation
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Decided to take the dogs to Beamish today and one of them decided to help authorities with an investigation
Legally, if any more statutes in the Declaration of Independence are broken then it becomes null and void and America reverts back to Britain
May 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Legally, if any more statutes in the Declaration of Independence are broken then it becomes null and void and America reverts back to Britain
Wonderful gift for a friend or a passive aggressive gift for a spouse or sibling?
April 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wonderful gift for a friend or a passive aggressive gift for a spouse or sibling?
Cos I’m a crepe
Not dog’s dinner
What the hell am I doing here
I don’t belong here
Not dog’s dinner
What the hell am I doing here
I don’t belong here
April 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Cos I’m a crepe
Not dog’s dinner
What the hell am I doing here
I don’t belong here
Not dog’s dinner
What the hell am I doing here
I don’t belong here
Maybe, without any microphones around, Trump can have it slowly explained to him what Putin really is, what he's like to deal with and how he's making Trump look like a fool
This is my hope
This is my hope
April 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Maybe, without any microphones around, Trump can have it slowly explained to him what Putin really is, what he's like to deal with and how he's making Trump look like a fool
This is my hope
This is my hope
I’m more than happy with this line up
Bring it on
Bring it on
April 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m more than happy with this line up
Bring it on
Bring it on
Trump now realising that his boyfriend’s a dick?
Maybe regretting the ‘I’ll have peace in Ukraine on day one’ hyperbole
Maybe regretting the ‘I’ll have peace in Ukraine on day one’ hyperbole
April 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trump now realising that his boyfriend’s a dick?
Maybe regretting the ‘I’ll have peace in Ukraine on day one’ hyperbole
Maybe regretting the ‘I’ll have peace in Ukraine on day one’ hyperbole
Oh no
Letter from the Doctor’s office for yearly check up
How much truth do I tell them this time?
Letter from the Doctor’s office for yearly check up
How much truth do I tell them this time?
April 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Oh no
Letter from the Doctor’s office for yearly check up
How much truth do I tell them this time?
Letter from the Doctor’s office for yearly check up
How much truth do I tell them this time?
He was a great man, who led a good life and wanted the world to be a better place
But, wow, he had a crappy last day on Earth
But, wow, he had a crappy last day on Earth
April 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
He was a great man, who led a good life and wanted the world to be a better place
But, wow, he had a crappy last day on Earth
But, wow, he had a crappy last day on Earth
Anyone remember when Man Utd and Spurs thought that they were so good that they deserved to be in the totally toxic Super League they tried to start up in 2021
I’ve never forgiven or forgotten what all those teams tried to do
I’ve never forgiven or forgotten what all those teams tried to do
April 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Anyone remember when Man Utd and Spurs thought that they were so good that they deserved to be in the totally toxic Super League they tried to start up in 2021
I’ve never forgiven or forgotten what all those teams tried to do
I’ve never forgiven or forgotten what all those teams tried to do
I NEED SOME HELP
A granddaughter of a friend of mine has a project: Stanley needs to have some photo taken of him
Stanley is a drawing. I promised to do what I can to get him photographed in interesting places
Can anybody please print and cut out Stanley and take a picture of him? Anywhere
1of2
A granddaughter of a friend of mine has a project: Stanley needs to have some photo taken of him
Stanley is a drawing. I promised to do what I can to get him photographed in interesting places
Can anybody please print and cut out Stanley and take a picture of him? Anywhere
1of2
April 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I NEED SOME HELP
A granddaughter of a friend of mine has a project: Stanley needs to have some photo taken of him
Stanley is a drawing. I promised to do what I can to get him photographed in interesting places
Can anybody please print and cut out Stanley and take a picture of him? Anywhere
1of2
A granddaughter of a friend of mine has a project: Stanley needs to have some photo taken of him
Stanley is a drawing. I promised to do what I can to get him photographed in interesting places
Can anybody please print and cut out Stanley and take a picture of him? Anywhere
1of2
Dogs loved early morning beach run this morning
Lucky to have a friend snap these for me
Lucky to have a friend snap these for me
April 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Dogs loved early morning beach run this morning
Lucky to have a friend snap these for me
Lucky to have a friend snap these for me