Think he's got his hands full with the whole authoritarian fascist regime thing. FIFA is the last thing he should try to fix,

You'll have to be careful, too much aggressive heavy metal has been known to change personality. Your Labrador's mood might plummet to "cheery", or worse, "happy enough"

"might go for a pint later if you're available" that's a statement of possibility, tantamount to an invitation. If I put that in the guardian more people might turn up than I personally invited. See the problem?

I find the negative attitude towards a species just travelling the galaxy looking for cultural enrichment rather disappointing.

Are you trying to ban everything but posts about fascism? How very totalitarian of you.

That's where the butter comes in

If my grandmother had wheels...

These people weren't colonisers, none of these people were alive then. They should take no credit for the achievements, nor take any blame for the crimes of other people. They should be responsible for their own crimes.

Very good point though.

Rwanda didn't give genuine asylum claimants a place to go. And it sent claimees to another continent rather than simply sending them back to France. This is better, and cheaper, and much faster to implement,

I don't have an issue with this. All countries have to have migration laws. Returning people with failed asylum claims is ok. And taking genuine refugees should be welcomed. There's plenty to criticise labor for, this isn't one of those things. What's your issue with the policy?

That's where you run up against the tolerance paradox. We are all so polite and tolerant of all views, even when the views are that we should be exterminated. We should not tolerate the intolerable.

He/ she just can't look away. I'd have drowned in that time

That's how cameras from the 90s work, until we "find" the minutes we lost during the reset because they weren't really lost because it's not a reset really.... but no we didn't lie that first time, and they were just missing minutes for no reason whatsoever