Ever make safety cookies? Like, in case the fancy/difficult/pain-in-the-ass cookies don’t turn out, you have a back-up?

I’m a safety girl. #Snickerdoodles

Strawberry almond French macarons. 😘👌

Thank you Shinee & Sally

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THEY HAVE FEET!!

(Okay, that might sound weird to some, but IYKYK)

What?! Leftover buttercream?? This calls for…Home made Oreo knock offs.

Have you filleted your laundry biscuits today?

To quote Shrek: “Onions have layers”

Spare M&Ms + Spare Time =
Cookies

I procrastinate, therefore I’m not…yet.

My favorite person just happens to be all mine 😈

I’m here for the previews. Shut up Maria Menunos!

The most devious trick the Devil ever played is asking me “What else?” In the Taco Bell Drive-thru.

Unsupervised Sunday.

Torturing my husband with Cowboy Cookies.

Me: Tells mom about health issue

Mom: embarks on a 20minute cyclical lecture on how to heal myself by avoiding meat.

Me: Nods obediently

Mom: Finally done verbally flagellating me with her well-intentioned but repetitive advice. “So, what are you doing tonight?”

Me: “I’m going to Meatfest”

Quiet Saturday afternoon…

Husband: You’d think calculating CPU usage would be easy!

Me: …No…No, I wouldn’t.