I like getting a low-value Amazon gift card as a "bonus" from my extremely wealthy boss because it reminds me to check how much PTO I have saved up.

It turns out that you can, in fact, get reprimanded at work if you are VI, giving a screenshared presentation to a large group, someone says "Why is his cursor so big?" and you reply "So that I can see it, obviously. Turn your mic off."

You can't even type "hello" or "DROP TABLE Accounts;" to your friends anymore.

It's weird to think about how much experience I have with Unity from making random little projects, one somewhat larger WIP, and even a couple of background animations for videos, only to see all of that get flushed down the drain because it's basically unthinkable at this point to use it ever again

Someone in my workplace announced on Teams that they were going on bereavement leave, and two people responded by reacting with a 👎emoji.

This is an anti-Gamer account - Gamers are not allowed past this point.