I have finally cancelled my Big Red N subscription

whenever I have a choccy milk I can only think "wow... can't believe they just let me have this!"

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

so bored at work that I've decided it's not too late to learn mandarin

yt ads be like, trying to squeeze a 20min video into a 30min lunch break

slapping every one who writes those "who here in 2025???" comments on yt

I have discovered writing fanfiction as a means to recover long forgotten memories. They will appear as the answers to "how to fill in these blanks?"

bandcamp: 3 tabs
ao3: 7 tabs
whatToCookToday dot com: 194 tabs
wikipedia: 5 tabs

some one who's good with organizing help me my RAM is dying

been wondering why there are so many ads for gym memberships on YT rn, but of course: it's the 1½months where ppl's new years resolutions are active

came home, felt like i'd been freshly vaccinated and indeed: the covid pregnancy test shows two stripes