Fiction
@xfictionx0.bsky.social
I’m a weird guy that tries too hard. Often ending in amusing and ironic failure…🕎
Good to be back on the range ⛳️
Reminder: Get better with the 5 iron💯💯💯💯💯
Reminder: Get better with the 5 iron💯💯💯💯💯
April 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Good to be back on the range ⛳️
Reminder: Get better with the 5 iron💯💯💯💯💯
Reminder: Get better with the 5 iron💯💯💯💯💯
People who inspire me to go for the mustachio look:
• Freddie Mercury
• Super Mario
• Dr Dusrespect
• Gomez Addams
• Albert Einstein
• Freddie Mercury
• Super Mario
• Dr Dusrespect
• Gomez Addams
• Albert Einstein
April 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
People who inspire me to go for the mustachio look:
• Freddie Mercury
• Super Mario
• Dr Dusrespect
• Gomez Addams
• Albert Einstein
• Freddie Mercury
• Super Mario
• Dr Dusrespect
• Gomez Addams
• Albert Einstein
Magneto told me to upload this. Ok, Magni…🧲🅾️
April 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Magneto told me to upload this. Ok, Magni…🧲🅾️
Fuck, this is nostalgia as fuck, the gym & Life is But a Dream… 🤯
April 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fuck, this is nostalgia as fuck, the gym & Life is But a Dream… 🤯
My rotating assortment of wallpapers:
The Ungodly Blunt Rotation🍃
The Ungodly Blunt Rotation🍃
April 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My rotating assortment of wallpapers:
The Ungodly Blunt Rotation🍃
The Ungodly Blunt Rotation🍃
Oh wait, my content is already secret & hidden🤪😹😹
April 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Oh wait, my content is already secret & hidden🤪😹😹
WTF, met my hero, Kung Fu Panda 🐼 🥋
Teach me The Wuxi Finger Hold please Mastercomputer 🙏
Jack Black this you? 👀
Teach me The Wuxi Finger Hold please Mastercomputer 🙏
Jack Black this you? 👀
April 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
WTF, met my hero, Kung Fu Panda 🐼 🥋
Teach me The Wuxi Finger Hold please Mastercomputer 🙏
Jack Black this you? 👀
Teach me The Wuxi Finger Hold please Mastercomputer 🙏
Jack Black this you? 👀
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (Sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking boat, yeah
🌊🚢⚓️🌊
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (Sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking boat, yeah
🌊🚢⚓️🌊
April 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (Sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking boat, yeah
🌊🚢⚓️🌊
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (Sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking boat, yeah
🌊🚢⚓️🌊
I’m upside down 🙃
I’m the web right now 🕸️
I’m the web right now 🕸️
April 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m upside down 🙃
I’m the web right now 🕸️
I’m the web right now 🕸️
I was fucking reading
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
🐑 🤖
I read “An alarm bell clanged” & the fucking fire alarm goes off in my tenement… what a fuck????🙀
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
🐑 🤖
I read “An alarm bell clanged” & the fucking fire alarm goes off in my tenement… what a fuck????🙀
April 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I was fucking reading
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
🐑 🤖
I read “An alarm bell clanged” & the fucking fire alarm goes off in my tenement… what a fuck????🙀
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
🐑 🤖
I read “An alarm bell clanged” & the fucking fire alarm goes off in my tenement… what a fuck????🙀
Saw this in my dream, a sheep with only two legs, no real body. It was a bit freaky. It made me start choking… I woke up…
April 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Saw this in my dream, a sheep with only two legs, no real body. It was a bit freaky. It made me start choking… I woke up…
Easter Sunday vs Weed Day
4/20
Which is more important?🤔
4/20
Which is more important?🤔
April 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Easter Sunday vs Weed Day
4/20
Which is more important?🤔
4/20
Which is more important?🤔
The Core of the Crisis
*The Breaking Point*: I’m done with fake outrage and empty virtue signaling
*The Grueling Reality*: I just hear empty words and hypocritical speeches that mean nothing
*The Ultimate Insult*: people who just repeat what they hear, blindly following trends and ideologies
*The Breaking Point*: I’m done with fake outrage and empty virtue signaling
*The Grueling Reality*: I just hear empty words and hypocritical speeches that mean nothing
*The Ultimate Insult*: people who just repeat what they hear, blindly following trends and ideologies
April 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The Core of the Crisis
*The Breaking Point*: I’m done with fake outrage and empty virtue signaling
*The Grueling Reality*: I just hear empty words and hypocritical speeches that mean nothing
*The Ultimate Insult*: people who just repeat what they hear, blindly following trends and ideologies
*The Breaking Point*: I’m done with fake outrage and empty virtue signaling
*The Grueling Reality*: I just hear empty words and hypocritical speeches that mean nothing
*The Ultimate Insult*: people who just repeat what they hear, blindly following trends and ideologies
Crisis of Conviction
You know what I can’t stand?
People who can’t handle being criticized
You’re just a bitch, who gets offended by hard truths
Fuck self-righteous figures who act like they have moral authority over others
You know what I can’t stand?
People who can’t handle being criticized
You’re just a bitch, who gets offended by hard truths
Fuck self-righteous figures who act like they have moral authority over others
April 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Crisis of Conviction
You know what I can’t stand?
People who can’t handle being criticized
You’re just a bitch, who gets offended by hard truths
Fuck self-righteous figures who act like they have moral authority over others
You know what I can’t stand?
People who can’t handle being criticized
You’re just a bitch, who gets offended by hard truths
Fuck self-righteous figures who act like they have moral authority over others
Here I am in a world of corruption
Only zombies & the sheep will survive
Only zombies & the sheep will survive
April 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Here I am in a world of corruption
Only zombies & the sheep will survive
Only zombies & the sheep will survive
My Mac so weird, it sends me notifications at specific moments to like indicate a lightbulb went off💡
It’s connected to my miiiiiind👾
It’s connected to my miiiiiind👾
April 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My Mac so weird, it sends me notifications at specific moments to like indicate a lightbulb went off💡
It’s connected to my miiiiiind👾
It’s connected to my miiiiiind👾
Da fuuuuq??? What are you hiding under, over, under, over, over, over, over, over over, over? Over and out…
April 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Da fuuuuq??? What are you hiding under, over, under, over, over, over, over, over over, over? Over and out…
The scariest thing happened…
First I got an aura migraine. Everything was like I was fading between life & the eternal stars ever surrounding. No darkness…
Then I I thought I was good, it went over, it has happened before…
But now it fucking gave me dots in
First I got an aura migraine. Everything was like I was fading between life & the eternal stars ever surrounding. No darkness…
Then I I thought I was good, it went over, it has happened before…
But now it fucking gave me dots in
April 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The scariest thing happened…
First I got an aura migraine. Everything was like I was fading between life & the eternal stars ever surrounding. No darkness…
Then I I thought I was good, it went over, it has happened before…
But now it fucking gave me dots in
First I got an aura migraine. Everything was like I was fading between life & the eternal stars ever surrounding. No darkness…
Then I I thought I was good, it went over, it has happened before…
But now it fucking gave me dots in
I’ve had enough, it’s time for something real
Don’t respect the words you’re speaking
Gone too far
A clooooone
🙏🔥🔥🔥❤️
Don’t respect the words you’re speaking
Gone too far
A clooooone
🙏🔥🔥🔥❤️
April 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’ve had enough, it’s time for something real
Don’t respect the words you’re speaking
Gone too far
A clooooone
🙏🔥🔥🔥❤️
Don’t respect the words you’re speaking
Gone too far
A clooooone
🙏🔥🔥🔥❤️