And also of Mulder and Scully, so there’s that.
18+ please. And if you found me from my personal acct, no you didn’t.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XFMaweezy
archiveofourown.org/works/656746...
archiveofourown.org/works/656746...
archiveofourown.org/works/656746...
When I worked at the coffee shop (god I miss that!) we offered a drink called the Beth Dutton. It was basically a cinnamon roll latte but made with cold brew.
I get it now.
When I worked at the coffee shop (god I miss that!) we offered a drink called the Beth Dutton. It was basically a cinnamon roll latte but made with cold brew.
I get it now.
I don’t know how neurotypical people are but for me it will likely be weeks before I even open the box, even longer before I assemble what’s inside.
I don’t know how neurotypical people are but for me it will likely be weeks before I even open the box, even longer before I assemble what’s inside.
As an unofficial delegate for the MTv generation let me just say… WTAF?
As an unofficial delegate for the MTv generation let me just say… WTAF?
And I’d finally gotten that song out of my head weeks ago! 😭😂
And I’d finally gotten that song out of my head weeks ago! 😭😂
Me: “Where’s Worthy?”
Me: “WHERE’S Worthy?”
Me: “Throw the fucking ball!”
Me: “Throw the FUCKING ball!!”
Me: “Omg, Worthy was wide open, wtf?”
Second half —
Me: “SEE?!“
After the Bills game the plan should have been get to ball to Worthy every play. It’s even his name!!
Me: “Where’s Worthy?”
Me: “WHERE’S Worthy?”
Me: “Throw the fucking ball!”
Me: “Throw the FUCKING ball!!”
Me: “Omg, Worthy was wide open, wtf?”
Second half —
Me: “SEE?!“
After the Bills game the plan should have been get to ball to Worthy every play. It’s even his name!!
My daughter and me, simultaneously: “They’re not like us. They’re not like us.”
Also, Aubrey Plaza in an ad. Daughter whispers: “She’s so hot.”
I’m killing this mom game. 👊🏼
My daughter and me, simultaneously: “They’re not like us. They’re not like us.”
Also, Aubrey Plaza in an ad. Daughter whispers: “She’s so hot.”
I’m killing this mom game. 👊🏼