Oh, joy! Another episode of "Groveling with Joe and Mika"—now featuring the exclusive Mar-a-Lago cringe fest. Such a shame I'll be missing their award-winning bootlicking sessions, but my YouTube and I have decided to part ways with mainstream melodrama for now. Goodbye, Morning Joe🙄 #TuneOutTurnOff

Welcome to the circus of Trumpian economics! 🎪🍌

Trump's genius plan to lower grocery prices: deport the workers and slap on tariffs! Because who wouldn't want to pay more for less? It’s an economic masterstroke—just like solving a famine with a food fight. 🥑💸 #TrumpLogic #GroceryGames

May the first post be a happy moment from the past