👬✨✨✨✨so proud of my pookie forever

My dumbass volunteered to bring in our new washer on a dolly and tell me why I’m rolling it in and that whole thing falls on me🥲 everyone concerned for the damn washer and not my fractured bones

Dinner w my bby so egg cited 🥰

New year same shit but I NEED to get my ass to the gym dafuq twink death upon the horizon I see

Omg almost a new year wdf even going on

Weekend w my pookie 🙏👬🥰

Feeling like: Natalie Nunn on Baddies Midwest auditions part 3 (13:30) when she asks for deodorant or pussy spray

Now to wait a whole full year to pretend again we’re a functional family 🥳

Feeling: thankful 😜

I loooooooveeeee not doing shit on the clock 🧚‍♀️

Cheers to my first skeet 🧚‍♀️