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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Oct 24

me googling a phone number when they call me instead of answering it

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Jan 12

i just watched a tiktok where this guy said “hes never buying garlic again” after they discovered “this hack” and all he did was just plant garlic in his backyard and he grew more. like bro, do you think you just discovered agriculture???

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Jan 12

its like when you use a duplicate glitch in a game but you put food in the ground and water it and it gives u more

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Jan 12

i just watched a tiktok where this guy said “hes never buying garlic again” after they discovered “this hack” and all he did was just plant garlic in his backyard and he grew more. like bro, do you think you just discovered agriculture???

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 13

any video game ever: here is a limited resource you should be careful not to use too often

me: never use? got it!

game: no-

me: hoard like a dragon, heard you cloud and clear!

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 13

I’ve posted but I did take a break, did a social media cleanse 😎👍

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 13

any video game ever: here is a limited resource you should be careful not to use too often

me: never use? got it!

game: no-

me: hoard like a dragon, heard you cloud and clear!

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 11

i hate when this happens :3

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 11

i hate when this happens :3

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 2

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 2

hot

xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 2

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 28

Monday-Friday 12:00pm-8:00 PST! Off today for thanksgiving :)

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Nov 28

guys i relapsed 😔

gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Oct 22

I got caught fucking the thanksgiving turkey one time and all the sudden I’m the turkey fucker for life not fair we all make mistakes.

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 28

yep def gonna be hit or miss

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 27

so i just got affiliate on twitch and my first 10 minutes on stream i got 10 gifted subs from an anonymous user

it is such a good feeling :3

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 27

thanks Jupie ❤️

xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 27

tysm ❤️

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 27

so i just got affiliate on twitch and my first 10 minutes on stream i got 10 gifted subs from an anonymous user

it is such a good feeling :3

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 25

i need to get my life together but i’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before i put any real effort in

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 26

being a baby must be terrifying. imagine falling asleep at home and waking up in walmart

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 26

being a baby must be terrifying. imagine falling asleep at home and waking up in walmart

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 25

i need to get my life together but i’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before i put any real effort in

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 23

we hit affiliate! thank you all so much for the support u have giving me the last two days of my stream. i know it’s cliche to say, but i couldn’t have done it without u :3

xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 23

doing a 24/7 twitch stream until i hit 50 followers! :3 we are at 37 so far! come say hi and share if you want, it would mean the world to me!

twitch.tv/xjbar97

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Nov 23

thanks jupie ❤️

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