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@xjordanary.bsky.social

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · Nov 13

Dropping this in the Media #addtoBlacksky

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1h

*adds to list of places we gotta go*

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SWÉCRED @justsway.bsky.social · 4h

This shit got me so mad. Why TF was every stranger so cruel to Appa man… he’s just a big little sky baby

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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 2h

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1h

It’s fitting though lol🤣

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 11h

My personality online is the same as IRL
but dont mistake that for knowing WHO I really am

AwwSkeetSkeetBT @un-conquered.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve always lived by the fact that social media only knows what I tell it. 😌

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 13h

Don’t EVER play with the cat lol

I loved her more than Makoto cause she was doing her big one while Makoto was doing the most lol

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly! Lol😂

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

And is fren🙂‍↕️. And is 😌

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Lmfao!! Now THIS is a new level of ruminating thoughts I have yet to achieve 😅

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

No I haven’t since I was 12

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

🫶🏽🥹🥰
But why he look like the perfect love child between Papi and Angel tho?

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao 🤭😂😂

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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 1d

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao just like this 🤣

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Imma do it. Watch 😌

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Their idea of flirting would pmo too😒
Directness is always a better way to get positive attention. The joking flirty can come once a better rapport was established…which it doesn’t seem yall had

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Simple ones:
Shake, speak, do a backflip, how to cook 🤣

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Awww I’m happy I could give you the words necessary to express that feeling 🥰

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Oh this is a good one 🙂‍↕️

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Im tryin!! 😱😭

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Oh she saw my mom AND my great-grandma. That lady stood not a single chance 🙂‍↔️

She was expeditiously fired and barred from working at any SF Catholic school after that thanks to my matriarchs 😌💅🏽

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

LMFAO!! Just like that too🤣
I’ve been saying it after I take a sip of water and my boyfriend is SICKA ME lol

He’s told me to STFU about 4 times today already 🤣🤣🤣

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Yea it was different times back in 1993 lol
But my grandma made sure she never got a teaching job at any Catholic school in SF after that 😌

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Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 1d

I had thems beforehand 🤭🤭🤭

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