That One Bitch
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PNW. Loud opinions. Cringe Millennial. Pigeon enthusiast. THI ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΗΙ
Dropped a dozen eggy sandwiches at the free fridge and feel a little better. I need to put up my holiday stuff to try and chase away these blues with all of the sparkle lights.
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dropped a dozen eggy sandwiches at the free fridge and feel a little better. I need to put up my holiday stuff to try and chase away these blues with all of the sparkle lights.
Mentally I'm here:
a woman is pulling a white horse out of the mud
ALT: a woman is pulling a white horse out of the mud
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December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Mentally I'm here:
Allllllll of social media is ablaze with talk of this "mystery illness" and how bad it is. But still nobody will wear a mask?
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Allllllll of social media is ablaze with talk of this "mystery illness" and how bad it is. But still nobody will wear a mask?
The SAD is hitting me like a fucking truck.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The SAD is hitting me like a fucking truck.
I will not apologize for my typos, but I will inwardly cringe.
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I will not apologize for my typos, but I will inwardly cringe.
In deeply unsurprising news:
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In deeply unsurprising news:
Same Raimi and Jordan Peele are making a full length Portrait of God? Eeeeek!! Yesssss.
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Same Raimi and Jordan Peele are making a full length Portrait of God? Eeeeek!! Yesssss.
I am tired of seeing botox and lip filler in fucking period dramas! I watched a post apocalyptic movie and there was a waxy frozen faced lady in that who playing a DOOMSDAY PREPPER. Idc what people do in their every day lives but I'm trying to have an immersive experience over here.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I am tired of seeing botox and lip filler in fucking period dramas! I watched a post apocalyptic movie and there was a waxy frozen faced lady in that who playing a DOOMSDAY PREPPER. Idc what people do in their every day lives but I'm trying to have an immersive experience over here.
Maintenance just replaced the lock on my front door bc my key was sticking and not working well. Apparently someone tried to PICK IT and broke something off jamming the tumblers.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Maintenance just replaced the lock on my front door bc my key was sticking and not working well. Apparently someone tried to PICK IT and broke something off jamming the tumblers.
Holiday weekend survived with minimal sadness.
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Holiday weekend survived with minimal sadness.
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So is it just me or are more and more people losing their minds when they're pushed into doing anything related to showing empathy or helping people?
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So is it just me or are more and more people losing their minds when they're pushed into doing anything related to showing empathy or helping people?
Attempting to watch season 4 of The Witcher but it feels like I'm watching a cosplay that is also somehow a cutscene.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Attempting to watch season 4 of The Witcher but it feels like I'm watching a cosplay that is also somehow a cutscene.
I feel truly blessed that I got to be a 20 something during the naughty aughties. It really was a blast. I feel so bad for the kids now, they'll never know that kind of freedom. Although their livers will probably fare better.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I feel truly blessed that I got to be a 20 something during the naughty aughties. It really was a blast. I feel so bad for the kids now, they'll never know that kind of freedom. Although their livers will probably fare better.
I love kitties but if you let them on your tables/food prep areas I ain't eating at your house.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I love kitties but if you let them on your tables/food prep areas I ain't eating at your house.
Time to watch Last Holiday again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Time to watch Last Holiday again.
I don't think I can ever get botox bc I need to make my ew expressions
a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..
ALT: a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..
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November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don't think I can ever get botox bc I need to make my ew expressions
Shaking off these blues. I had a blissful nap, now I'm smoking a joint, having a glass of wine, and then I'm going to start prepping for free fridge holiday cooking tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Shaking off these blues. I had a blissful nap, now I'm smoking a joint, having a glass of wine, and then I'm going to start prepping for free fridge holiday cooking tomorrow.
I try not to be sad or get bummed out over holidays, but I usually spend them alone. Friendsgivings usually don't happen on the actual holiday. My dad is in hospice, my mom is in religious psychosis on some weird ass retreat. I've never experienced the holidays like most people do, even as a kid.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I try not to be sad or get bummed out over holidays, but I usually spend them alone. Friendsgivings usually don't happen on the actual holiday. My dad is in hospice, my mom is in religious psychosis on some weird ass retreat. I've never experienced the holidays like most people do, even as a kid.
The weaponization of therapy speak by people who have never been to therapy is possibly one of the most annoying and damaging things happening culturally rn.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The weaponization of therapy speak by people who have never been to therapy is possibly one of the most annoying and damaging things happening culturally rn.
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The bisexual desire to take a fuckin NAP
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The bisexual desire to take a fuckin NAP
Time for the 10th annual Big Gay Christmas Tree Hunt™️
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Time for the 10th annual Big Gay Christmas Tree Hunt™️
I got in my Uber and he started playing Depeche Mode.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I got in my Uber and he started playing Depeche Mode.
Mike Johnson seems to have lost his Duper's Delight smirk. He looks nervous and I love that for him.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Mike Johnson seems to have lost his Duper's Delight smirk. He looks nervous and I love that for him.
That's why I only use signal to buy drugs. (Don't judge me the world is on fire let me liiiiive.)
Just another reminder that signal is not private. #signal
“The FBI gained access to conversations in a ‘courtwatch’ Signal group that helps coordinate volunteer activists who monitor public proceedings at three New York federal immigration courts. The US government has repeatedly been accused of violating immigrants’ due process rights at those courts.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
That's why I only use signal to buy drugs. (Don't judge me the world is on fire let me liiiiive.)
Heading home poorer but with a puppy on the mend.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Heading home poorer but with a puppy on the mend.