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Terra
@xmega.bsky.social
A sense of humor dry enough to chap your lips. Not sure why someone would rub my humor on their lips, but I've had worse offers.

Psychotherapist and wanderer, possibly a hobbit. 🌲🌊🏜️
I can't wrap my mind around how those human beings must have felt in their final moments.

And yes, of course the politics and murder and crime etc, but damn....those humans..😞
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Krispy Kreme are donuts you can drink..🥰
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The smug-mug...they all have it. Bet smug-mug disappears real fast on the stand. 😐
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Maybe this will motivate Americans to start making their own drugs, bring our jobs home!!

*satire
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I have like 6,000 connections and maybe three people interact with me. 😁🤷🏼‍♀️ Reckon I'm an acquired taste. You however are adorable.
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The snort-laugh that just came out of me. 😁
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Isn't it interesting how we can be made of essentially the same stuff but have such different environmental preferences?
I almost look forward to my heat flashes.... Lol. 😁
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's pretty, for a while. The quiet of a thick blanket of snow in the morning is unparalleled. But....cold...ouch.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Gravy. Unidentified, semi-, beige gravy. Only.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When turkey prices would hit rock bottom per pound back when that actually happened, we would buy as many turkeys as we could fit in the freezer for the year.

Gawd he is cringe AF.

#poor #resourceful
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It knew what you needed before you did.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Lol, perfectly put. Stealing for my therapy clients.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
She looks like she's got some opinions. 😊💕
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It's his hail Mary before the vote, and then they will pull the switcheroo about opening up the investigation so that they can hold on to the files.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yeah! Maybe! As a therapist it could go soooo many directions. 😁😁
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My last one was quoting Parks and rec and talking about how much I wanted to be best friends with MTG because she's so weirdly evil. 🤣🤣
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The amount of post removal I have to do the next day speaks to this..🤣🤣 But it was so funneeeee.
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
😊😊
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oops, that arrow was supposed to be pointing at the other poster but it doesn't seem to work like that. 😬🤣
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
^^^^^ what they said. If you do the things that feed your spirit and of those around you, you've already done just that.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That tracks. 🔥
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM