oh hey the oroducers of Weapons saw my bsky post
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
oh hey the oroducers of Weapons saw my bsky post
if i werw an anime character all of my inv9luntary (deeply self-ingrain3d) exertiom noises would be soundboarded
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
if i werw an anime character all of my inv9luntary (deeply self-ingrain3d) exertiom noises would be soundboarded
im gonna moss this tub at the hotel when we go back homw, its long rnough for me to stretcg out fully and th3 water g3ts so hot that it feels lik3 satan is lickinh my feet when i step in
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
im gonna moss this tub at the hotel when we go back homw, its long rnough for me to stretcg out fully and th3 water g3ts so hot that it feels lik3 satan is lickinh my feet when i step in
@airithevixen.bsky.social s a plessute to hsve in class
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
@airithevixen.bsky.social s a plessute to hsve in class
(wat??)
(comon!)
(yeha!)
(nau!)
(comon!)
(yeha!)
(nau!)
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
(wat??)
(comon!)
(yeha!)
(nau!)
(comon!)
(yeha!)
(nau!)
ive tutned on hstd mode fot everuonr in mu life
the ptedivtive text is GONE
the ptedivtive text is GONE
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ive tutned on hstd mode fot everuonr in mu life
the ptedivtive text is GONE
the ptedivtive text is GONE
lofi beats to go jnto hypovolemic shock to
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
lofi beats to go jnto hypovolemic shock to
i feel like a better and happeier person now that i know that profrssional iguana hunters exist
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i feel like a better and happeier person now that i know that profrssional iguana hunters exist
(it has AI technology and it WILL make you see god)
horror prompt: youre in the emergency room for vacuum related genitalia inhury and your neighbor is listning to a vacuum infomercial on 150% volume
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
(it has AI technology and it WILL make you see god)
horror prompt: youre in the emergency room for vacuum related genitalia inhury and your neighbor is listning to a vacuum infomercial on 150% volume
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
horror prompt: youre in the emergency room for vacuum related genitalia inhury and your neighbor is listning to a vacuum infomercial on 150% volume
new medication that makes your cold worse and kills you, gonna call it muciMAX-DEATH, patent pending
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
new medication that makes your cold worse and kills you, gonna call it muciMAX-DEATH, patent pending
we all live in a lego fogurine
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
we all live in a lego fogurine
whats it called wj3n uoure born eith havana synfrome
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
whats it called wj3n uoure born eith havana synfrome
you would catch me dead in florida becayse im so overwhelmingly gay that ronny d himself would be psychically alerted to my presence and rods from god my corpse into the earths mantle
September 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
you would catch me dead in florida becayse im so overwhelmingly gay that ronny d himself would be psychically alerted to my presence and rods from god my corpse into the earths mantle
imsane to me that prettymuch all surface laptop models have a defect: charging causes the trackpad to malpfunction... even more insane is that microsoft offers nothing and owners have had to reqlize, themselbes, that touching the metal chassis temp fixes.. it is 2025 and your laptop is touch starved
September 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
imsane to me that prettymuch all surface laptop models have a defect: charging causes the trackpad to malpfunction... even more insane is that microsoft offers nothing and owners have had to reqlize, themselbes, that touching the metal chassis temp fixes.. it is 2025 and your laptop is touch starved
this morning i watched a video about the pattern of insecurities found in the owners of pickup trucks in america. afterwsrd, on the way to work, in some seinfeldian plot twist, i was cut off on the highway by a black hemi f-150 with led light strips
September 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
this morning i watched a video about the pattern of insecurities found in the owners of pickup trucks in america. afterwsrd, on the way to work, in some seinfeldian plot twist, i was cut off on the highway by a black hemi f-150 with led light strips