Zoe Danger
@xoedanger.bsky.social
Living within the warm glow of contradiction, unable to relate to people I have anything in common with. (she/they) 🏳️⚧️
The only down side to this diet is the sheer volume I have to consume to hit my nutrient goals.
July 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The only down side to this diet is the sheer volume I have to consume to hit my nutrient goals.
I know some real sh*tty people on the far right have tried to claim ownership of this flag…
But I am personally hell bent on maintaining ownership of it by us queers who have made it a point to be incredibly dangerous people to fuck with.
But I am personally hell bent on maintaining ownership of it by us queers who have made it a point to be incredibly dangerous people to fuck with.
June 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I know some real sh*tty people on the far right have tried to claim ownership of this flag…
But I am personally hell bent on maintaining ownership of it by us queers who have made it a point to be incredibly dangerous people to fuck with.
But I am personally hell bent on maintaining ownership of it by us queers who have made it a point to be incredibly dangerous people to fuck with.
These energy drinks are getting out of control.
June 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
These energy drinks are getting out of control.
That time CT had the opportunity to do something really amazing, but went for Bus Rapid Transit instead. (As seen from a superior mode of transportation.)
April 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
That time CT had the opportunity to do something really amazing, but went for Bus Rapid Transit instead. (As seen from a superior mode of transportation.)
Boarding the @amtrak.com Vermonter with some light reading, on the way to see the @wtyppod.bsky.social live show tonight!
April 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Boarding the @amtrak.com Vermonter with some light reading, on the way to see the @wtyppod.bsky.social live show tonight!
I’ve never known whether reading alone at the bar says “come say hi, I’m not doing anything important” or “leave me alone, I’m in the middle of something.”
April 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’ve never known whether reading alone at the bar says “come say hi, I’m not doing anything important” or “leave me alone, I’m in the middle of something.”
If you’re not patronizing your local historical society, you’re missing out.
April 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If you’re not patronizing your local historical society, you’re missing out.
Being a good human is about becoming a better person every day.
I reached peak human when I figured out you could just write the date it was opened on the spaghetti sauce jar.
I reached peak human when I figured out you could just write the date it was opened on the spaghetti sauce jar.
April 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Being a good human is about becoming a better person every day.
I reached peak human when I figured out you could just write the date it was opened on the spaghetti sauce jar.
I reached peak human when I figured out you could just write the date it was opened on the spaghetti sauce jar.
Whenever I eat Cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks out in the real world, passersby are always like “hahaha that’s ridiculous- oh wait… BRILLIANT!”
March 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Whenever I eat Cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks out in the real world, passersby are always like “hahaha that’s ridiculous- oh wait… BRILLIANT!”
You know the saying “a picture is worth a thousand words?”
If your alt text is shorter than the text in the post itself, you’re not alt texting enough.
If your alt text is shorter than the text in the post itself, you’re not alt texting enough.
March 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You know the saying “a picture is worth a thousand words?”
If your alt text is shorter than the text in the post itself, you’re not alt texting enough.
If your alt text is shorter than the text in the post itself, you’re not alt texting enough.
QUIET!!!!
...you guys hear that?
...you guys hear that?
March 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
QUIET!!!!
...you guys hear that?
...you guys hear that?
Quote with your Lock Screen.
![Judith Slaying Holofernes c. 1620, now at the Uffizi Gallery in Florence,[1] is the renowned painting by Baroque artist Artemisia Gentileschi depicting the assassination of Holofernes from the apocryphal Book of Judith.
Holofernes struggles in vain to press against Abra as the two women force him down with distinctly strong arms.[4] Their sleeves are rolled up, as though they are performing an unavoidable domestic chore, and their faces express a staunch resolve. Judith drives the sword, which is noticeably vertical and shaped in a way that alludes to a cross, into flesh with an exertive force.[4] Abra is depicted as almost a mirror to Judith, with a youthful appearance that departs from earlier portrayals of her character.[4] She holds firm to the left arm of their victim as he pushes against her breast in desperation. Holofernes, whose blood puddles and spurts a deep red to contrast the white sheets of his deathbed, is overpowered and without hope.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4rzsskxczdbmqitpfwydfaum/bafkreia56zvv3vgeputljx5ps24c5izykfmswjza3nlpxcnnulsfz5vnsa@jpeg)
March 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Quote with your Lock Screen.
Finally watched “But I’m A Cheerleader.” I enjoyed it but spent the last parts sobbing.
I was reminded of feelings I had growing up that I had either forgotten, or didn’t realize were related to my transness before my egg cracked.
Catharsis is good.
I was reminded of feelings I had growing up that I had either forgotten, or didn’t realize were related to my transness before my egg cracked.
Catharsis is good.
March 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Finally watched “But I’m A Cheerleader.” I enjoyed it but spent the last parts sobbing.
I was reminded of feelings I had growing up that I had either forgotten, or didn’t realize were related to my transness before my egg cracked.
Catharsis is good.
I was reminded of feelings I had growing up that I had either forgotten, or didn’t realize were related to my transness before my egg cracked.
Catharsis is good.
Submitted without comment.
March 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Submitted without comment.
I suspect people who have never worked in small government really don’t understand just how much the show “Parks and Recreation” was a documentary.
March 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I suspect people who have never worked in small government really don’t understand just how much the show “Parks and Recreation” was a documentary.
As a proud Yankee, I’m mad about this for a multitude of reasons.
March 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
As a proud Yankee, I’m mad about this for a multitude of reasons.
Changed my desktop image to the Windows 95 setup screen just so I could feel something again.
March 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Changed my desktop image to the Windows 95 setup screen just so I could feel something again.
If anyone was looking for another reason to love public libraries.
February 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If anyone was looking for another reason to love public libraries.
Chat, is this a thing?
February 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Chat, is this a thing?
Will someone smarter than me please explain how listening to this album way too much in my teens is surely connected to my eventual coming out as trans femme?
![The music album “Mezzanine” which is the third studio album by English electronic music group Massive Attack, released on 20 April 1998 by Circa and Virgin Records. For the album, the group began to explore a darker aesthetic, and focused on a more atmospheric style influenced by British post-punk, industrial music, hip hop and dub music.[2] The album spawned four singles, "Risingson", "Teardrop", "Angel" and "Inertia Creeps".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4rzsskxczdbmqitpfwydfaum/bafkreigi4dpukir74wof5pmlaerdac4d7ybjgj5h2qwvblq2xbh3tn4yve@jpeg)
February 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Will someone smarter than me please explain how listening to this album way too much in my teens is surely connected to my eventual coming out as trans femme?
Why is my lettuce named after the teenage villain from a 1980’s ski movie?
February 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why is my lettuce named after the teenage villain from a 1980’s ski movie?
Hey guys,
I think my adoration for Dottie growing up was just gender envy the whole time.
I think my adoration for Dottie growing up was just gender envy the whole time.
February 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey guys,
I think my adoration for Dottie growing up was just gender envy the whole time.
I think my adoration for Dottie growing up was just gender envy the whole time.
Pictures you can hear.
February 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pictures you can hear.
Every collector has their unicorn.
February 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Every collector has their unicorn.