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Michael John
@xomichaeljohn.bsky.social
Gay comedian also sober (3x main character)
IG @xomichaeljohn
Let me know if we taste the same!!—I mean… have similar tastes idk #spotifywrapped
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ok so these are a mystery and “BroadwayWorld reader submitted” but I am one of five nominees in Best Comedy Act alongside literal Gianmarco Soresi and Rita Rudner so thanks!! lmao
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tits the season or whatever
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Didn’t talk about politics at Thanksgiving so instead I explained THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES to my family so I could satisfy my need to get performatively angry about something
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Tits the season! Friday 12/19 7pm at The PIT. 🎅🏼

Gags, gifts, and guests! GAY XMAS is my first ever holiday spectacular and the 2025 finale for my comedy residency TGIF (TESTING GAY IDEAS FUNNY).

Early bird tix avail via xomichaeljohn.com.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Every gay couple
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Brat summer
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hey oomfettes in NYC—free tonight? Come see the debut of my brand new solo hour MOTHER, SUPERIOR at The PIT!! ily
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
And next week, this.

Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Omg I hit 1mil followers on here! I love all you gay guys and others. 😭 What should I do to celebrate?
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Daylight SAVINGS💜
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Your sweaty neighborhood Michael john
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The sun was briefly out today and you bet your fine arse I got it
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me and who
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So how was everyone’s weekend
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
October 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Who did this portrait of me in Chelsea?
September 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I stand by what I said when it was late
September 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Tomorrow NYC bloomfs! I’m finishing my new material series on millennial nostalgia and working at American Apparel. Cuckoo times, then and now, and so I humbly offer some big gay giggles and a little hopecore for your hot arses.

Love you! Love comedy! Let’s have some fun.

🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Stand-up clip from my monthly last month about poppers… Am I missing out? Should I try them live onstage on Friday?? Will you please like and share this post??? 🥹
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Feeling particularly mentally ill these days but hey I went for a run!
September 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fun fact: I keep my tits on me whenever I do comedy!! I have a show next Friday at 7pm in Manhattan… they’ll be there. Will you? 🥺🙏 thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
September 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Everyone down here taking pics of the skyline today??? Why
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
MAYHEM Ball NYC hat trick!! 🖤👹 WHICH look is your favorite and WHAT limb should I sell for the 2026 shows??
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM