seattle snatched LA’s chain omg

(i am lying. i will do it 😭)

you know what I did as a tween/tween?

use my allowance to buy explicit CDs! to buy my first pair of heels from Payless! to experiment with wet n wild makeup!

kid stuff!

i didn’t pay for a single thing until i graduated college!

might be a hot (and privileged) take but if you make your child to pay bills, you’re doing it wrong as a parent.

yeah! in my follow up tweet i mentioned i had never seen his dad. its so interesting!

reminds me of when mark-paul gosselar mentioned that his mom was indonesian. would’ve never guessed.

i truly lead a chaotic travel life but it’s never not worked for me so why change now!

all done and can’t wait to get these out of home!

i don’t think i’ve actually eaten real food today. it’s just been corners of 6 different cookies. let me go get something nutritious.

also besides nyt cooking, i referenced this site often because i never need 30 cookies - www.dessertfortwo.com

might do a last minute grinch-esque snickerdoodle to replace the turtle cookies. we’ll see!

the mexican hot chocolate cookies. also

my turtle cookies look like shit but taste phenomenal (the recipe said to chill dough for 36 hours to prevent spreading and i did NOT).

last mystery batch is chocolate cherry!

(i’m watching the dark side of comedy episode on his daddy who i had never heard of)

i have two more batches to bake today and honestly, this was a lot of work!

them turning anderson hall into apartments is so… sigh

at least terra hall is being used by temple.

you cover sports played predominantly by black people in a city that’s predominantly black and you don’t know anything at all? that’s being willfully obtuse and I’m not fucking with it.

this was also a thing with CJ earlier this year where the houston reporters were harping cause he wore a hat that wasn’t the astros and was like “he’s being disrespectful”

bitch do you see my outfit??? excuse me for tryna get a fit off.