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Wants To Get Funked Up
@xumtosis.bsky.social
It's ya gal out here being queer as fuck yo 🏳️‍⚧️💙🏳️‍🌈
|She/They/It -Demi- Mostly Lesbian/Kinda Genderless Blob|
|💗Loves My Gay Ass Wife Trish💗|
|🔞No Minors🔞|
Avatar By @infinitebrians.bsky.social
It's funny people going to bat so hard for a movie series where the first one had neat stuff but was kinda just fine that they're now trying to force into a fucking franchise to exploit all of yall very loyal consumers for that kaching kaching baby but you know sure I love arguing about dumb shit
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You know how long my ghetto ass tried to like fucking interface with this internet culture shit like dude I fucking can't that fucking internet brain is wild being on something awful was like watching a fucking deranged circus of people arguing and being insanely cunty over fucking video games
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That's social media in general though ain't it god the internet really fucked people's ability to fucking interact with each other like human beings like at all huh god fucking damn bro learn how to fucking talk to other people for fucking real man jesus christ
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This websites like a fucking gated community for people that don't even realize they're detached in their own little fun ways it's great you gotta love the human condition especially when we chip away all the human parts you don't like ya know just gets in the way and makes you feel bad right
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I got fucked when I was a toddler I don't even know how many times and I hope it makes you uncomfortable to hear cause it fucking should it should make your skin crawl you should feel fucking sick but yall are gona tell me I should fucking smile more after this life? Fuck you give me a reason cunt
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You want me to have hope give me a reason instead of trying to guilt trip people who are burnt out from giving a fuck more than some of yall ever will in your entire fucking lives like you don't know what motherfuckers go through are you fucked in the head like you think that's gona cheer people up
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The world we live in is fucking vile it's a fucking psychotic nightmare cause we just made hell real and here it is baby and you know they just had to sell it to us all and yall fucking bought it but my ass been a dirty commie freak since I was a kid and lemme tell ya this world is fucking insane
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Christmas is cool when you're too poor to buy anything it's basically just to remind you how little of a fuck everyone actually gives about each other like I don't think we're fucked baby I know we fucking are
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nobody on this planet wants to help me stay alive so I guess I should take the fucking hint already cause what the fuck else does everyone fucking want from me man fuck
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Gona run out of estrogen within like a week cause nobody wants to fucking just help me man getting called fucking he so I can spend like 120 on a visit just to have some british cunt doctor clearly discriminate me cause I'm a tranny but hey it was with a smile right yall can fucking keep this hell
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Please god revoke my fucking passport you can fucking choke on it fucking cocksuckers
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I love that the government can literally be trying to take your right to free speach away and some of yall motherfuckers really still think you can vote this away like are you fucking insane like bro what the fuck are you saying fucking speaking in moonrunes dude your fucking just as cooked as them
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Thinking about becoming one of those dykefag trannies that shouts fuck off corpo cunt or like ratfuck scumbag cocksucker or something like that to every rich fuckhead in public I dunno I think we need to normalize fucking publicly loathing the rich that sounds kinda bangin honestly right
December 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Gona balance out my wholesome wife who loves me with an abusive boyfriend that ignores my safewords sometimes but that's okay cause I told him he can it's fine it doesn't really even like matter yeah no I liked it ha ha yeah um what? oh yeah I'm crying but like it's just stupid it like happens babe-
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Self triggering my ptsd and forcibly age regressing myself while playing armored core so I can get my Elpeo Ple cosplay just right
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Love that we showed the rich our nightmares of the hell they're making our world and you just know the motherfuckers just had to go and get inspired cause they're dumb as fuck and they don't see us as fucking people man they butchered our fucking lives for their profit margins and fuck that noise
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I hate typing on this fucking website so keep it gucci baby fuck the braindead nationalists fuck every government and fuck all the rich cunts viva la revolution sugar
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There's this like fundamental detachment a lotta people that use the internet a lot tend to have cause even if they aren't themselves, The internet's been sterilized into the optimal state for ad revenue which is just middle class ideology shit which is totally unfit to deal with real people at all
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Man all the "violence is never the answer" people in for a fucked up awakening when a cop shoots a fucking tear gas canister at their fucking face right after you try to tell them violence is wrong I don't think people really understand how completely fucked a human being can really get it's bad bro
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ya know if them rich people just ain't ever gotta follow literally any laws whenever it's convenient then the fuck is we doing man like let's go clock's fucking ticking baby you wanna save the world it's called revolution sugar need to get that shit lit worldwide baby fuck all them rich cocksuckers
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Anyway keep it groovy hun and try to die with your boots on cause you know the party gona get fucking super wacked any day now sugar so hit the fucking record baby and let's rock see you in the new world or the afterlife hunny cause this is our shot and we can take it or give up and fuck that noise
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nobody wants to be a revolutionary it ain't fucking about wanting it man it's about doing it so kids won't have to know the fucking horrorific carnival we went through with this shit dude say fuck you to all them corpo psychowarrior cunts that wanna kill us all in the name of the holy ka-ching baby
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We can live without all the stupid bullshit man we don't need fucking most of the shit they make it's all just fucking garbage designed to keep you complacent for the bare minimum of effort required and they fucking sell you the leash they gona use to strangle us all man we don't have forever fuck
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It's almost like the super rich ruined the internet cause it represented the potential for us to have community and be human beings together without their involvement at the fuck all so you just know they had to fucking murder that dream
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Funny how google went from being at least useful as a browser to whatever the fuck it is now ever since they removed Do No Evil as their company motto remember that shit man I love being subservient to a buncha deranged fucking corpos willing to kill their own companies for personal profit
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM