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Dungeon master, joke teller, terrible gamer, idiot, mediocre programmer, possible half-centaur.
I love how in TFS canon, Chi Chi is the scariest character.
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Why can’t Taco Bell soft/crunchy tacos just be $2 or less? They still only cost the company like 13¢ so the markup is still good.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Best CyberMonday deal I’ve found yet was on Q-Tips…
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social 3 years today and I still miss his voice. :(

He was a gem and he is still missed.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Wouldn’t it be tight if the next president didn’t sit there and call his political opponents names like a petulant child?

The bar is set so low.
October 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“I wonder if Twitter is still almost entirely nazis and their bullshit.”

*reinstalls Twitter*

“Goddamnit, it’s worse than before.”

*uninstalls Twitter*

Every. Goddamn. Time.
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Apparently, setting my name in my work Slack to “29 inch vampire cock” was “inappropriate” and “possible grounds for termination”.

This company is a PRISON!
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Grabbed some light reading from Vault of Midnight in Ann Arbor
September 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Whenever I hear Taliesin Jaffe do his Percy voice, I always melt. That entire group has so much damn talent. I’m so jealous.

As a DM, I can only do a good cartoonishly Canadian voice, and a decent southern voice. Nothing fun for D&D, though (unless my town guards are all hicks or something).
September 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
FX should sell the water bottle from the show. It would sell out.
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yall get raptured yet or what??
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh, tight, new rapture dropping on Tuesday.
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I think zombies might be my favorite monster. Default, they're a good bad guy. But you can add tons of fun/interesting abilities to them that make sense because necromancers experiment on them all the time. They can be really fun. #dnd
September 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I stand with PBS.

I stand with NPR.

I stand with Stephen Colbert.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

I stand with the First Amendment.

PERIOD.*

*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The https://mongr.ph/ domain is being falsely flagged by some DNS providers as containing phishing/malware. This is caused by a few malicious actors posting phishing/malware links using the Monographs platform.

Due to this free users will no longer be able to publish notes containing links, embeds…
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why are people mad at Cracker Barrel for updating their logo? Actual question.
August 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Shaking the rat again right now on Tiktok. @sunscorchedstudios.bsky.social You guys made a wonderfully weird and fun game. Time to get the last 2 achievements.
August 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who wants to shake some rats with me? #RATSHAKER
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August 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It's pretty hard to find a good picture of a dragonborn that is made up of all 5 chromatic colors...
August 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I both like and dislike Dragon Ball Daima. The animation is good. The overall story is good (minus the GT knockoff making everyone kids). It’s the characters that I dislike. Majin Duu and Majin Kuu are pretty wack. That awful Ginyu ripoffs are dumb. And the main villain is just Garlic Jr again.
July 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER
July 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@matthewmercer.bsky.social Hey, did you happen to do some voices for Dragon Ball Daima? Like some random guards? They sounded a lot like you.
July 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
July 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Dear TV manufacturers,

Please stop including branded quick action buttons on remotes. Nobody likes them.

Instead, maybe try mappable buttons. Or no extra buttons at all, just the necessary buttons.
July 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM