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· Feb 22
Saw a white dude smashing seashells on the beach. Call that an oyster cracker.
What a fucking year and it is just now February.
Genuinely hope everyone is doing as okay as they can. I usually shitpost and do fuck all on here but man. It just doesn’t feel right to do so especially this month.
Genuinely hope everyone is doing as okay as they can. I usually shitpost and do fuck all on here but man. It just doesn’t feel right to do so especially this month.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
What a fucking year and it is just now February.
Genuinely hope everyone is doing as okay as they can. I usually shitpost and do fuck all on here but man. It just doesn’t feel right to do so especially this month.
Genuinely hope everyone is doing as okay as they can. I usually shitpost and do fuck all on here but man. It just doesn’t feel right to do so especially this month.
Boomers will call queer folk just existing in public disgusting and repulsive then talk in great detail to their friends in public about their colonoscopy
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Boomers will call queer folk just existing in public disgusting and repulsive then talk in great detail to their friends in public about their colonoscopy
I completely understand what Bon Jovi meant by it feels something like summertime with him and his valentine the way ITS 65° DURING WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ALL CANT STOP ASKING AI TO SOLVE YOUR DEADEND SITUATIONSHIPS RELEASE US FROM THIS BULLSHIT NOW
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I completely understand what Bon Jovi meant by it feels something like summertime with him and his valentine the way ITS 65° DURING WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ALL CANT STOP ASKING AI TO SOLVE YOUR DEADEND SITUATIONSHIPS RELEASE US FROM THIS BULLSHIT NOW
Laufey will be my generations Nora Jones I can feel it
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Laufey will be my generations Nora Jones I can feel it
If a man calls me by my full government name and throws me over his shoulder, I will gnaw off his arm like a trench rat in WW1 and continue to be on my bullshit and act the way I do because why would I stop?
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If a man calls me by my full government name and throws me over his shoulder, I will gnaw off his arm like a trench rat in WW1 and continue to be on my bullshit and act the way I do because why would I stop?
Not to make your bones feel more crackly but Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess turns 20 next year
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Not to make your bones feel more crackly but Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess turns 20 next year
What the fuck do you mean it’s 4:45PM and sunset?
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What the fuck do you mean it’s 4:45PM and sunset?
Ah, yes. My favorite Legendary Pokémon: Diagonal
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ah, yes. My favorite Legendary Pokémon: Diagonal
Man’s Best Friend album cover but it’s just Joey in the dog suit at Kaiba’s knees
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Man’s Best Friend album cover but it’s just Joey in the dog suit at Kaiba’s knees
Reminder for Pierce the Veil fans: your codependents anonymous meeting is at 3PM today
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reminder for Pierce the Veil fans: your codependents anonymous meeting is at 3PM today
So I fainted
I, off of 3 monster sized Slim Jims and 2 energy drinks, will complete this assignment on abuse in the troubled teen industry.
By the stars I will complete this mission.
By the stars I will complete this mission.
October 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
So I fainted
I, off of 3 monster sized Slim Jims and 2 energy drinks, will complete this assignment on abuse in the troubled teen industry.
By the stars I will complete this mission.
By the stars I will complete this mission.
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I, off of 3 monster sized Slim Jims and 2 energy drinks, will complete this assignment on abuse in the troubled teen industry.
By the stars I will complete this mission.
By the stars I will complete this mission.
People who eat tabs of acid off of the floors of raves are the same people who will lecture you about the dangers of seed oils
October 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
People who eat tabs of acid off of the floors of raves are the same people who will lecture you about the dangers of seed oils
Times are bleak and grim but I still think I was born in the right era because I love chai and oversharing on the internet
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Times are bleak and grim but I still think I was born in the right era because I love chai and oversharing on the internet
On todays episode of what I said to make my therapist have a look and quickly fix their face:
“Yeah when I was 9, my 4th grade teacher thought I cheated on a test and she tried to make me swear on the Bible that I didn’t cheat”
(I grew up in a private Christian school btw)
“Yeah when I was 9, my 4th grade teacher thought I cheated on a test and she tried to make me swear on the Bible that I didn’t cheat”
(I grew up in a private Christian school btw)
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
On todays episode of what I said to make my therapist have a look and quickly fix their face:
“Yeah when I was 9, my 4th grade teacher thought I cheated on a test and she tried to make me swear on the Bible that I didn’t cheat”
(I grew up in a private Christian school btw)
“Yeah when I was 9, my 4th grade teacher thought I cheated on a test and she tried to make me swear on the Bible that I didn’t cheat”
(I grew up in a private Christian school btw)
Everyone’s lucky I’m not a music artist. My songs would sound exactly like that yeet skirt SNL skit.
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Everyone’s lucky I’m not a music artist. My songs would sound exactly like that yeet skirt SNL skit.
Unfortunately, yes, washing your face twice a day will help with acne
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Unfortunately, yes, washing your face twice a day will help with acne
I play with death like a toddler with their first train set
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I play with death like a toddler with their first train set
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
fuck ICE
September 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fuck ICE
First vet visit with me. Poor baby is terrified.
September 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
First vet visit with me. Poor baby is terrified.
Not to yuck anyone’s yum but like…oyster mushrooms taste like the smell of dead fish on a cloudy day at the beach.
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Not to yuck anyone’s yum but like…oyster mushrooms taste like the smell of dead fish on a cloudy day at the beach.
They’re playing absolute bangers on the radio this morning. Currently they’re playing Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal.
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
They’re playing absolute bangers on the radio this morning. Currently they’re playing Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal.
Love the fact that everyone in my public speaking class is absolutely DOGGING on this guy to ask out his gym crush, including the professor.
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Love the fact that everyone in my public speaking class is absolutely DOGGING on this guy to ask out his gym crush, including the professor.
J-Man didn’t come smoke with me I’m kinda pissed tbh but he said he’d catch me next time.
Smoking a joint at the exact time the rapture is supposed to start.
Give Jesus a new meaning behind the nickname J-Man.
Give Jesus a new meaning behind the nickname J-Man.
September 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
J-Man didn’t come smoke with me I’m kinda pissed tbh but he said he’d catch me next time.
I also already know my mom is gonna love SBR. She’s disabled and loves horses a lot and seeing a disabled person from a series she likes ride a horse will 100% make her smile and feel seen.
That’s all I can ask for.
That’s all I can ask for.
September 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I also already know my mom is gonna love SBR. She’s disabled and loves horses a lot and seeing a disabled person from a series she likes ride a horse will 100% make her smile and feel seen.
That’s all I can ask for.
That’s all I can ask for.