XYZCruncher
@xyzcruncher.bsky.social
Honest YouTube Game Reviewer Who Tries To Be As Objective As Possible | Musician | Cheeseburger Enthusiast
Youtube Channel: https://youtube.com/@xyzcruncher?si=5sShUO6a38b4pvv0
Youtube Channel: https://youtube.com/@xyzcruncher?si=5sShUO6a38b4pvv0
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XYZCruncher
@xyzcruncher.bsky.social
· Oct 18
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Im Hunter aka XYZCruncher, Im a Youtuber who makes game reviews rants and other random videos on gaming.
So far Ive reviewed every Pokemon Main series game and movie as well as every classic Megaman and a bunch of other Nintendo games, check it out!
youtube.com/@xyzcruncher...
Im Hunter aka XYZCruncher, Im a Youtuber who makes game reviews rants and other random videos on gaming.
So far Ive reviewed every Pokemon Main series game and movie as well as every classic Megaman and a bunch of other Nintendo games, check it out!
youtube.com/@xyzcruncher...
I'm usually much better at games than this but man this deltarune chapter 4 final boss got me bent over milking me like a cow straight into a glass, foamy tip, asshole rhythmically clenching with every tug rn
July 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm usually much better at games than this but man this deltarune chapter 4 final boss got me bent over milking me like a cow straight into a glass, foamy tip, asshole rhythmically clenching with every tug rn
A lot of debate around the new DK design which is understandable it's a massive change, but what I'm more concerned about is K Rool is gonna look if they bring him back, his Rare design was perfect and idk how well it would translate to the new style
June 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
A lot of debate around the new DK design which is understandable it's a massive change, but what I'm more concerned about is K Rool is gonna look if they bring him back, his Rare design was perfect and idk how well it would translate to the new style
What's with bands making 5 albums and then breaking up? The Police, System of a Down...some other third band I can't think of rn
May 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What's with bands making 5 albums and then breaking up? The Police, System of a Down...some other third band I can't think of rn
Y'all don't fw the Mario series like I do...what do you know about Glad Ptooie?
May 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Y'all don't fw the Mario series like I do...what do you know about Glad Ptooie?
Playing Klonoa 1, I'm like halfway through the game I think (vision 3-2) and the game is fun enough but feels kinda artificial with its difficulty at points it's kinda hard to explain, plus the levels go on forever
May 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Playing Klonoa 1, I'm like halfway through the game I think (vision 3-2) and the game is fun enough but feels kinda artificial with its difficulty at points it's kinda hard to explain, plus the levels go on forever
What went down better WWE's Summer of Punk or Nintendo's Year of Luigi?
May 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What went down better WWE's Summer of Punk or Nintendo's Year of Luigi?
Whenever I try to understand Tomodachi Life and its appeal I feel like one of those people that look at Animal Crossing fans in confusion
April 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Whenever I try to understand Tomodachi Life and its appeal I feel like one of those people that look at Animal Crossing fans in confusion
Any time I play a multiplayer game and me and my friends get a close win I say "WE PULLED IT BACK LIKE THE FORESKIN" that's my new thing, we pulled it back like the foreskin
April 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Any time I play a multiplayer game and me and my friends get a close win I say "WE PULLED IT BACK LIKE THE FORESKIN" that's my new thing, we pulled it back like the foreskin
I can't imagine being the guy in the stall next to this guy hearing him rant about wrestlemania 41 tickets being way too expensive while I'm fighting for my life pushing out the nastiest log known to man
April 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I can't imagine being the guy in the stall next to this guy hearing him rant about wrestlemania 41 tickets being way too expensive while I'm fighting for my life pushing out the nastiest log known to man
Super hyped for switch 2 looks great, a new kirby air ride, mario kart world, 3D donkey Kong, deltarune, what I'm assuming is an exclusive souls game a billion multiplats, nintendo might be dropping peak I fear especially with the confirmation of 4k 60fps/1080p 120fps gaming on the system
April 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Super hyped for switch 2 looks great, a new kirby air ride, mario kart world, 3D donkey Kong, deltarune, what I'm assuming is an exclusive souls game a billion multiplats, nintendo might be dropping peak I fear especially with the confirmation of 4k 60fps/1080p 120fps gaming on the system
Solid ass direct, new character in Dragon Quest 2, Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon ZA updates, a new rhythm heaven AND a new tomodachi life (which I don't understand the hype for because people played that shit for 5 minutes when it came out on the 3DS as a novelty and never again)
March 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Solid ass direct, new character in Dragon Quest 2, Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon ZA updates, a new rhythm heaven AND a new tomodachi life (which I don't understand the hype for because people played that shit for 5 minutes when it came out on the 3DS as a novelty and never again)
Yohoho and a bottle of cum or whatever they say
February 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yohoho and a bottle of cum or whatever they say
Mfs swear Bethesda makes good games but in reality it's usually a solid 50 hours of exploring a mess of an overworld and interacting with NPCs that stare at you like this
February 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Mfs swear Bethesda makes good games but in reality it's usually a solid 50 hours of exploring a mess of an overworld and interacting with NPCs that stare at you like this
Probably a hot take but Rayman 2...not that good, a decent and kinda creative platformer but nothing super special, if anything it's kind of clunky and weird but not the ratchet 1 kind, maybe it has something to do with me playing revolution (the ps2 version) idk
February 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Probably a hot take but Rayman 2...not that good, a decent and kinda creative platformer but nothing super special, if anything it's kind of clunky and weird but not the ratchet 1 kind, maybe it has something to do with me playing revolution (the ps2 version) idk
Never ended up beating Rayman 2 back in the day so I'm revisiting it with Revolution and I completely forgot about the random voice fainting yelling what sounds like "HELP" throughout the game, is that shit ever explained or am I tweaking?
January 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Never ended up beating Rayman 2 back in the day so I'm revisiting it with Revolution and I completely forgot about the random voice fainting yelling what sounds like "HELP" throughout the game, is that shit ever explained or am I tweaking?
Probably a really unpopular opinion but holy shit do I vastly prefer playing bass over guitar, guitar always felt a little too rigid to me, bass feels more dynamic which is insane considering the sterotype that most bass players just sit there banging root notes all day and do nothing else
January 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Probably a really unpopular opinion but holy shit do I vastly prefer playing bass over guitar, guitar always felt a little too rigid to me, bass feels more dynamic which is insane considering the sterotype that most bass players just sit there banging root notes all day and do nothing else
I've never played a horror game before but I was thinking of giving Crow Country a try, do you guys think it's a good jumping in point or should I go for some of the classics like silent hill or resi before I try an indie horror?
January 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I've never played a horror game before but I was thinking of giving Crow Country a try, do you guys think it's a good jumping in point or should I go for some of the classics like silent hill or resi before I try an indie horror?
This shit is like boomer among us
January 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This shit is like boomer among us
The way Squidward calls Spongebob and Patrick Invertebrates makes it sound like a slur but the thing is squids are Invertebrates too so Squidward is a self hating racist...really makes you think
January 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The way Squidward calls Spongebob and Patrick Invertebrates makes it sound like a slur but the thing is squids are Invertebrates too so Squidward is a self hating racist...really makes you think
The Offspring are pretty great but is it just me or are their albums kinda weak? Same with blink, both bands seem like singles bands to me
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Offspring are pretty great but is it just me or are their albums kinda weak? Same with blink, both bands seem like singles bands to me
Playing breath of fire 3 for the ps1, jrpgs are so fucking ass
I love them
I love them
January 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Playing breath of fire 3 for the ps1, jrpgs are so fucking ass
I love them
I love them
Wyd after drinking this?
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Wyd after drinking this?
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January 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Post a character you love and tag 5 others to do the same!
@enzotrash.bsky.social
@berriii.bsky.social
@roxyrockett.bsky.social
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@enzotrash.bsky.social
@berriii.bsky.social
@roxyrockett.bsky.social
@annoyinglylogical.bsky.social
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Oh yeah thank you for 100 followers! I'm gonna try post on here more when I have stuff to promote and talk about! Just having a bit of a lull at he moment while I tinker away with music
January 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Oh yeah thank you for 100 followers! I'm gonna try post on here more when I have stuff to promote and talk about! Just having a bit of a lull at he moment while I tinker away with music
Imagine they call the switch 2 something like "Nintendo Click" just to fuck with us
January 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Imagine they call the switch 2 something like "Nintendo Click" just to fuck with us