Xznorg (TWO)
@xznorg2.bsky.social
She/they 💖💙🤍💙💖 23 💪💅 big fan of consuming media 🤟 Twitter survivor, league of legends survivor 🙁 formerly banned from thailand and petsmart ⁉️
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the world is a cookie... but i ain't got any milk....
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the world is a cookie... but i ain't got any milk....
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how it feels being a fat trans furry fag
a cat is laying on a blue pillow with its mouth open
ALT: a cat is laying on a blue pillow with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
how it feels being a fat trans furry fag
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Corporations don't give you free stuff for naming your child after them anymore. Netflix would be a beautiful name for a baby girl but they don't respond to my emails.
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Corporations don't give you free stuff for naming your child after them anymore. Netflix would be a beautiful name for a baby girl but they don't respond to my emails.
Guy who only listens to bands with "smash" in the name be like
somebody once told me a vampire is gonna roll me
somebody once told me a vampire is gonna roll me
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Guy who only listens to bands with "smash" in the name be like
somebody once told me a vampire is gonna roll me
somebody once told me a vampire is gonna roll me
I love you
a gol with a nar
a gol with a nar
and a wug around the vek
a wug around the vek
and a bouba and kiki
a bouba and kiki
a gol with a nar
a gol with a nar
and a wug around the vek
a wug around the vek
and a bouba and kiki
a bouba and kiki
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love you
a gol with a nar
a gol with a nar
and a wug around the vek
a wug around the vek
and a bouba and kiki
a bouba and kiki
a gol with a nar
a gol with a nar
and a wug around the vek
a wug around the vek
and a bouba and kiki
a bouba and kiki
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how life feels when you discover how cheap popov is for how strong it is
a picture of dolphins in the ocean with a rainbow
Alt: a picture of dolphins in the ocean with a rainbow. sparkles, sunshine, and pretty fish accompany them.
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how life feels when you discover how cheap popov is for how strong it is
Shoutout to anyone out there getting an orchiectomy this month. You're taking No Nut November to a whole other level!
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Shoutout to anyone out there getting an orchiectomy this month. You're taking No Nut November to a whole other level!
update: turns out you can turn yourself into a woman actually. i take back what i said.
why did adults tell me I could be whatever i wanted when i grow up. I'm grown up and I'm not even an astronaut or a dinosaur. bullshit man.
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
update: turns out you can turn yourself into a woman actually. i take back what i said.
I feel like being excommunicated would be so useful. like thanks I wasnt gonna go to church anyway but now I cant get dragged into it. imagine all the situations you could get yourself out of. "im gonna pray for you" nope sorry it doesnt work on me anymore. i hope the pope excommunicates me actually
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I feel like being excommunicated would be so useful. like thanks I wasnt gonna go to church anyway but now I cant get dragged into it. imagine all the situations you could get yourself out of. "im gonna pray for you" nope sorry it doesnt work on me anymore. i hope the pope excommunicates me actually
does t4t stand for team4ight tactics
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
does t4t stand for team4ight tactics
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Seeing Zohran win its so awesome to wake up to good political news two days in a row. Has that ever happened before?
more like Dead Cheney am I right?
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Seeing Zohran win its so awesome to wake up to good political news two days in a row. Has that ever happened before?
Has god considered that I don't want to be his strongest soldier.
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Has god considered that I don't want to be his strongest soldier.
surely i am one of god's least favorites
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
surely i am one of god's least favorites
It's better to die for something than to live for nothing
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's better to die for something than to live for nothing
greedy gamers with their hoard of cash asking nintendo to sell their games for a cheaper price than the very reasonable 80 dollars because they're cheapskates and can't support a struggling company:
a pile of gold coins and rocks in a cave .
Alt: Smaug from The Hobbit getting up from his hoard of gold and treasure and looking into the camera
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
greedy gamers with their hoard of cash asking nintendo to sell their games for a cheaper price than the very reasonable 80 dollars because they're cheapskates and can't support a struggling company:
do you think sisyphus ever gets kinda tired and just puts down the boulder for a sec and takes a quick break
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you think sisyphus ever gets kinda tired and just puts down the boulder for a sec and takes a quick break
Sometimes the world feels like gumdrops and jelly beans and I'm a little gingerbread dude!
The only problem is... I don't like gumdrops.
The only problem is... I don't like gumdrops.
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sometimes the world feels like gumdrops and jelly beans and I'm a little gingerbread dude!
The only problem is... I don't like gumdrops.
The only problem is... I don't like gumdrops.
Oh, these matters? I'm just taking them into my own hands. No big deal.
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh, these matters? I'm just taking them into my own hands. No big deal.
why did adults tell me I could be whatever i wanted when i grow up. I'm grown up and I'm not even an astronaut or a dinosaur. bullshit man.
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
why did adults tell me I could be whatever i wanted when i grow up. I'm grown up and I'm not even an astronaut or a dinosaur. bullshit man.
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October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You call it boymoding.
I call it wearing gear just for the stats.
I call it wearing gear just for the stats.
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You call it boymoding.
I call it wearing gear just for the stats.
I call it wearing gear just for the stats.
i went to mitchigan
October 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i went to mitchigan