God I can’t wait to watch Heated Rivalry ™️ dubbed in Spanish with my 21 year old cousins and grandma
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
God I can’t wait to watch Heated Rivalry ™️ dubbed in Spanish with my 21 year old cousins and grandma
The other day I witnessed someone park so badly that when I realized we were going to the same place I called her out on it and she ended up leaving lmao
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The other day I witnessed someone park so badly that when I realized we were going to the same place I called her out on it and she ended up leaving lmao
Im old because im almost 29 but once im 30 I will be young again because 30 is basically the 18 of adulthood
August 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Im old because im almost 29 but once im 30 I will be young again because 30 is basically the 18 of adulthood
I am officially Not Broke again after this next paycheck and I can’t wait I am frothing at the mouth
July 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am officially Not Broke again after this next paycheck and I can’t wait I am frothing at the mouth
I never got into Billie Eilish because the wangster look is beyond humiliating plus her getting mad at being called a whisper singer when she literally..whispers….plus the blaccent… anyway apparently her parents are real estate people that helped gentrify LA?!? Why are ***** ****** literally evil
July 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I never got into Billie Eilish because the wangster look is beyond humiliating plus her getting mad at being called a whisper singer when she literally..whispers….plus the blaccent… anyway apparently her parents are real estate people that helped gentrify LA?!? Why are ***** ****** literally evil
I am not joining in on any sexuality discourse because 99% of it is chronically online and you cannot bait me into it
July 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I am not joining in on any sexuality discourse because 99% of it is chronically online and you cannot bait me into it
Last night on Love Island they opened the hideaway… so obviously I had a dream I hooked up with a man then I couldn’t stop crying for the rest of the dream. Lmao
July 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Last night on Love Island they opened the hideaway… so obviously I had a dream I hooked up with a man then I couldn’t stop crying for the rest of the dream. Lmao
Hungover
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July 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Moving tomorrow and I’m scareddddd ☹️😩
July 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Moving tomorrow and I’m scareddddd ☹️😩
I would never rehome my cat but every time she wakes me up at 6 am I really really realllyyyyyy think about it.
June 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I would never rehome my cat but every time she wakes me up at 6 am I really really realllyyyyyy think about it.
How do I get everyone around me to treat me like Neil Fak
June 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How do I get everyone around me to treat me like Neil Fak
WHO THE FUCK ARE ERIC, DEBBIE, AND DAVID
June 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
WHO THE FUCK ARE ERIC, DEBBIE, AND DAVID
Ever since I stopped straightening my hair (literally a week ago) I feel this sense of impending doom
June 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Ever since I stopped straightening my hair (literally a week ago) I feel this sense of impending doom
Like four summers ago I bought an ac unit and only used it for a half a summer before I moved into a spot that had central air, I left it in my step dads garage and I was looking for it a couple years ago… why is it installed in my cousins room who lived w my step dad!!
June 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Like four summers ago I bought an ac unit and only used it for a half a summer before I moved into a spot that had central air, I left it in my step dads garage and I was looking for it a couple years ago… why is it installed in my cousins room who lived w my step dad!!
Last night I had a dream I went to my electrolysis appointment and instead of letting her work on my mustache I like…took my pants off and she started on my vagine and it was so absurd … I’m still like this
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June 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Last night I had a dream I went to my electrolysis appointment and instead of letting her work on my mustache I like…took my pants off and she started on my vagine and it was so absurd … I’m still like this
Was told it’s impossible to make friends with Minnesotans, I was like that is not true!!!………. All the friends I’ve made this year are transplants
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June 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Was told it’s impossible to make friends with Minnesotans, I was like that is not true!!!………. All the friends I’ve made this year are transplants
Accidentally plucked a structural hair in my eyebrows now I have a bald spot
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June 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Accidentally plucked a structural hair in my eyebrows now I have a bald spot
I feel so bad for Perrie Edwards she waited too long to debut her solo career then she got bangs and Sabrina Carpenter blew up and they’re like not even 6 years apart but they say Perrie looks like Sabrina’s MOM 😭
June 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I feel so bad for Perrie Edwards she waited too long to debut her solo career then she got bangs and Sabrina Carpenter blew up and they’re like not even 6 years apart but they say Perrie looks like Sabrina’s MOM 😭
My winning streak at KDWB may be ending… lost my landline from work today 💔
June 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My winning streak at KDWB may be ending… lost my landline from work today 💔
The only shoes I own are 10 pairs of platform heels, 1 pair of platform crocs and 1 pair of platform uggs… there’s gotta be an in-between
May 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The only shoes I own are 10 pairs of platform heels, 1 pair of platform crocs and 1 pair of platform uggs… there’s gotta be an in-between
White person asked me which side of my family is Mexican at the function
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May 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
White person asked me which side of my family is Mexican at the function
I WILL NOT BE UPSTAGED BY SOME SLUT WITH MUTANT LUNGS
May 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I WILL NOT BE UPSTAGED BY SOME SLUT WITH MUTANT LUNGS