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why come dems won't negotiate with us 😡😡😡
Trade Offer meme: "i receive: everything i want. you receive: eat shit and die."
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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altered disco elysium dialogue options: 1. - (Whisper.) "Are women [edited text: ruining the workplace?]" 2. - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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the more things change...
"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." Isaac Asimov, Newsweek, 21 January 1980
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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hornet from silksong with arms raised above the text "absolute shawema" https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/absolute-cinema
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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really is. if they're going so tasteless and extreme I expect a throne that matches the Lincoln Memorial
photo of the Lincoln Memorial, where a large, amber lit, stone carving of President Abraham Lincoln sits atop a throne-like seat. source: https://www.nps.gov/nama/learn/news/images/Lincoln-statue-web.jpg
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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meanwhile, cats are gonna cat
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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"what kind of american are you"
Jesse Plemons in the movie "Civil War". his character wears camo fatigues and red sunglasses, holding an AR-15. he scratches the side of his face as he interrogates the main characters, asking pointedly "what kind of american are you"
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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this show really jumped the shark then got leapfrogged by reality
hbo's silicon valley. ceo of hooli, gavin belson, saying: "i don't want to live in a world where someone else makes the world a better place better than we do"
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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they said to tell you you're invited to the nap pile
a short hair black cat, eyes half closed, looking very contented resting his head atop a sleeping upside down fluffy white cat
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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happy metaversary to the navy and all, but why does lyft look like we're being invaded
a map view in lyft ride share app, where all the images of nearby cars have been replaced with fighter jets for the navy's 250th anniversary
October 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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formally inviting jd vance back to bsky so we can test this out
jd vance bald weirdo baby head macro
October 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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America moment, but my best build BY FAR for defeating a greek titan is consistently... Automatic (Skull) Rifle
screenshot from Hades 2 after completing a run with the Argent Skull weapon and Fetching Array daedalus mod
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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billy madison energy
quote from the movie Billy Madison: "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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a photo of "Manneken Pis" a sculpture in Belgium of an ugly little boy who's weirdly jacked(?) holding his penis and pissing toward the crowd
September 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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whole country just
a cat in blue jean overalls stands on its hind legs, gazing, befuddled, over a snowbank. a caption above its head reads "da fuck they doin ova der"
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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✨𝒹𝑒𝓈𝒾𝑔𝓃✨
negative screenshot of the quoted post. for real this time. unlike the first time i quoted where ios tricked me by taking the screenshot in normal color while displaying inverted
September 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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team cherry, bro, wtf is this
silksong, stuck in a small room with two giant hammer guys
September 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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"we got him" is darkly funny when he was "caught" bragging to his friends and family so THEY brought him in
screenshot of bbc news bulleted highlights. text reads: 1. "We got him": Utah Governor Spencer Cox says the suspect in Charlie Kirk's killing has been caught - watch the announcement here 2. Cox names the suspect as Tyler Robinson, and says a "family member" helped turn him in, with family and a friend taking him to custody 3. Earlier, sources said Robinson confessed to his father 4. Cox says a family member reported that Robinson had become "more political" in recent years, and said he "didn't like" Kirk
September 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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it's possible he's been missing because they need time to install his giant cyborg tank base
the Evil MC, main boss of Super Smash TV. he has a sparkly red sport coat, white shirt, blue tie, and receding blonde hairline. he stands roughly the size of a small building, and has tank treads with cannons on them instead of legs. the evil m.c. has many attacks, but currently he is shooting a stream of exploding eyeballs out of his face, towards the player
August 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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lol lmao
excerpt from the article: “I have determined the business need is higher than the security risk associated with this implementation and I accept all risks,” wrote Aram Moghaddassi, who worked at two of Mr. Musk’s companies, X and Neuralink, before becoming Social Security’s chief information officer, in a July 15 memo.
August 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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ronald no!
Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth 1:27 am • 03 Sep 21 • Twitter for Android 2,859 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 16.7K Likes
August 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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yea
August 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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thor doing max payne squint
August 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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there's only one correct answer, and it's
Hidden Valley Ranch flavored Bugles
August 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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"this is fine" dog saying "this is a distraction"
August 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM