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🎶 sky of blue 🎵 and sea of green 🎶 in our yellow 🎵 submarine 🎶
“Rabbi Eli Schlanger was going to kindle a giant menorah that first night of Chanukah at Bondi Beach… Though the menorah was not ultimately lit, its light shines forth, spreading its warmth across Australia and throughout the world.”

A quantum menorah - spreading light whilst remaining unlit.
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
that new-ness definitely explains this charging report, I was quite surprised to see it:
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m in one now
December 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
😭
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
File > New > Aircraft
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
yes, but
December 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
just living in the miracle / candles on my vehicle / eight nights / gonna shine invincible #chanukah #misheardlyrics
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
is this anything
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I hope Chemist Warehouse didn’t order these from a Mossad shell company…
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
but wait, there’s more!
September 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
forgot to post this yesterday - one of the rarest tefillos in the whole book
September 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
oh.
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
oh wow it also renders Hebrew in the main calendar view too
September 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Little iOS 26 feature I love: if you had both the Alternate Calendar set to Hebrew and you have the Hebrew system language installed, it shows you the Hebrew date in Hebrew in the date widget:
September 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
September 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
🎵 let’s do the time warp again 🎶 #pyconau
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
ברוך שהחיינו וקיימנו והגיענו לזמן הזה
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
oh that would explain it
September 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
now how did that happen 🤔🤔
September 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
what the heck is this, Meta?
August 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Yes, iOS, that’s how in-flight wifi works. The network is strapped to a jetliner. It’s going to be in new locations all the time.
August 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Sometimes I wonder why IDEs even bother attempting to have spell-checking.
August 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
what the hell is this button
August 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM