Ben Franklin looks like if Anthony Hopkins had a baby with one of the California raisins

As someone with the last name ‘Rudolph’, I’m here to say they definitely fucking aren’t.

Quick! Impeach now while he’s pro-socialist for an hour!!

This made me realize that every kid I grew up with who turned out republican was also really into trying to get their friends to play “ookie cookie”

“They are fucking our couches and they are killing our popes!”

And that was the only interesting thing that happened in an otherwise boring, competitive baseball game that was not at all brutal for O’s fans to watch.

Oh, my heart is big enough to keep the fight going. It’s not just me and mine I worry about.

This is my red line. Loss of due process means no one is safe from being disappeared. I am starting to look for work outside of the states so I can move my family to safety.

They didn’t even do that this inning

Valentine’s Day, 2025