‘Did I say cashmere? I meant cause. I’m ready to die for the cause. You know – liberty, justice, the rest.’

My latest story, "The Selfish American," is now available on The Gorko Gazette's website. Click the link below to access.

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"Not sure what to get your loved ones this holiday season? Fear not; our resident convicted felon has got you covered!"

"Naughty Not Nice: The Convicted Felon’s Holiday Gift Guide" is now LIVE via The Gorko Gazette! For access, click the link below.

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Approaching this Friday the 13th with peaceful tranquility.🪓

If you're into photography and all things punk rock, give my buddy Jon a follow! Credit goes to him for taking this amazing shot. 📸

I've written my fair share of Christmas themed humor articles. In the coming weeks, I plan to share a few of these with you before unveiling my newest Xmas piece later this month.

For now, enjoy "Two-Buck Chuck," an Xmas tale about cheap wine and JC.

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"Many restaurants inhabit New England. While trying to determine the good from the bad, we rarely consider the dining needs of the stoner. That is, until now."

"High Anxiety Dining" is now LIVE via The Gorko Gazette! For access, click the link below.

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