Yablong
@yablong.bsky.social
Raconteur. My dog thinks I'm funny. Shit posts may or may not be literal.
2 time fantasy football champion*
2 time fantasy football champion*
The F-35s at taking off from the airport 5 miles away need to chill the fuck out. Stealth aircraft my ass. I can feel them flying from miles away.
April 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The F-35s at taking off from the airport 5 miles away need to chill the fuck out. Stealth aircraft my ass. I can feel them flying from miles away.
There's a bird outside my window tweeting like a motherfucker. I don't recognize the tweets off the top of my head. So every time I open up the Bird ID app, the little fucker shuts up and stops tweeting. I sit down to get back to work, and it starts tweeting again. I'm going to fight this bird.
April 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
There's a bird outside my window tweeting like a motherfucker. I don't recognize the tweets off the top of my head. So every time I open up the Bird ID app, the little fucker shuts up and stops tweeting. I sit down to get back to work, and it starts tweeting again. I'm going to fight this bird.
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thankfully they told us how to pronounce his name. I'd be lost without it.
March 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
thankfully they told us how to pronounce his name. I'd be lost without it.
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FAREWELL NIU. WE WILL MISS THIS GIF
January 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
FAREWELL NIU. WE WILL MISS THIS GIF
Formula 1 testing observations.
1. Adrian Newey built a rocket ship.
2. Season's over. #CuncelDaSeason
3. Verstappen is 1 second faster than the next car.
4. As the unofficial leader of the Verstappen/Red Bull bandwagon on this app. Get ready to enjoy the Dutch National anthem every Sunday morning
1. Adrian Newey built a rocket ship.
2. Season's over. #CuncelDaSeason
3. Verstappen is 1 second faster than the next car.
4. As the unofficial leader of the Verstappen/Red Bull bandwagon on this app. Get ready to enjoy the Dutch National anthem every Sunday morning
February 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Formula 1 testing observations.
1. Adrian Newey built a rocket ship.
2. Season's over. #CuncelDaSeason
3. Verstappen is 1 second faster than the next car.
4. As the unofficial leader of the Verstappen/Red Bull bandwagon on this app. Get ready to enjoy the Dutch National anthem every Sunday morning
1. Adrian Newey built a rocket ship.
2. Season's over. #CuncelDaSeason
3. Verstappen is 1 second faster than the next car.
4. As the unofficial leader of the Verstappen/Red Bull bandwagon on this app. Get ready to enjoy the Dutch National anthem every Sunday morning
I bought donuts yesterday from my local donut place. I thought they were being festive. They had a blue sprinkle/white frosting long john, my brain said "Hanukkah donut", and next to it was a green frosting Oreo donut, my brain said "Christmas donut". It was mint oreo. I'm unwell
December 11, 2023 at 3:16 PM
I bought donuts yesterday from my local donut place. I thought they were being festive. They had a blue sprinkle/white frosting long john, my brain said "Hanukkah donut", and next to it was a green frosting Oreo donut, my brain said "Christmas donut". It was mint oreo. I'm unwell
I hate it. R.I.P. Pac12
August 5, 2023 at 5:24 AM
I hate it. R.I.P. Pac12
Captions should be standard at all movie theaters
July 24, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Captions should be standard at all movie theaters
I have a take. If a movie is advertised to start at 6pm, the movie should start at 6pm. There shouldn't be 15min of previews for movies I'm not going to watch. Start the previews before the advertised start time. If you can't be on time for a movie, that's your problem, not mine.
July 24, 2023 at 11:08 PM
I have a take. If a movie is advertised to start at 6pm, the movie should start at 6pm. There shouldn't be 15min of previews for movies I'm not going to watch. Start the previews before the advertised start time. If you can't be on time for a movie, that's your problem, not mine.
Does de Vries suck or does the AlphaTauri suck? My gut says the AlphaTauri is the 8th best car in a race ahead of Alfa Romeo and Haas and de Vries is mid.
Honestly, if Danny Ricciardo isn't washed, he will have Yuki like results finishing around 12-14th.
Honestly, if Danny Ricciardo isn't washed, he will have Yuki like results finishing around 12-14th.
July 11, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Does de Vries suck or does the AlphaTauri suck? My gut says the AlphaTauri is the 8th best car in a race ahead of Alfa Romeo and Haas and de Vries is mid.
Honestly, if Danny Ricciardo isn't washed, he will have Yuki like results finishing around 12-14th.
Honestly, if Danny Ricciardo isn't washed, he will have Yuki like results finishing around 12-14th.
Track limits for Bernd Mayländer! F1/FIA, give the man his track limits warning!
July 9, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Track limits for Bernd Mayländer! F1/FIA, give the man his track limits warning!
I am still amazed Verstappen and Alonso watch the big screens while driving F1 cars. It's had to focus on the road and the little menu in the F1 game, and they're out here watching TV at 200 mph
July 9, 2023 at 2:35 PM
I am still amazed Verstappen and Alonso watch the big screens while driving F1 cars. It's had to focus on the road and the little menu in the F1 game, and they're out here watching TV at 200 mph
F1 should have a double header at Silverstone every year. Ditch Miami or some other shitty circuit
July 9, 2023 at 2:13 PM
F1 should have a double header at Silverstone every year. Ditch Miami or some other shitty circuit
Saturday concerts should start at 4pm. Doors at 2, opening band at 2:30pm, headliner at 4pm and done by like 6pm.
July 8, 2023 at 6:43 PM
Saturday concerts should start at 4pm. Doors at 2, opening band at 2:30pm, headliner at 4pm and done by like 6pm.
This is a post for a super niche audience. Shouts to the like 4 people on here who graduated from UW-Whitewater around 2014-15 and remembers when Fat Tim Tebow started a food fight at Rosa's at like 2:45am
July 8, 2023 at 4:15 AM
This is a post for a super niche audience. Shouts to the like 4 people on here who graduated from UW-Whitewater around 2014-15 and remembers when Fat Tim Tebow started a food fight at Rosa's at like 2:45am
Seeing that it's the 4th of July and freedom and whatnot. I have a confession. I am guilty of stolen valor. I buy t-shirts for 5k, half marathons, and marathons that I didn't run. If someone asks about the run... I talk about how it was a life changing experience. I ran 0 miles. Running sucks.
July 5, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Seeing that it's the 4th of July and freedom and whatnot. I have a confession. I am guilty of stolen valor. I buy t-shirts for 5k, half marathons, and marathons that I didn't run. If someone asks about the run... I talk about how it was a life changing experience. I ran 0 miles. Running sucks.
Remember when Graham Mertz dropped the Mayo Bowl trophy? Good times.
July 4, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Remember when Graham Mertz dropped the Mayo Bowl trophy? Good times.
I love posting into the void. I am sending this out to my 0 followers. On the other app, I have more than 0 followers. Somehow, the random folks find my stuff and like it.
July 3, 2023 at 2:38 PM
I love posting into the void. I am sending this out to my 0 followers. On the other app, I have more than 0 followers. Somehow, the random folks find my stuff and like it.
I have decided to rewatch the 2021 F1 season, but with MultiViewer.
July 3, 2023 at 2:55 AM
I have decided to rewatch the 2021 F1 season, but with MultiViewer.
They should put the time penalties on the leaderboard. I don't want to wait like 2 hours for F1 to tally up all the penalties and change the final order hours after the race
July 2, 2023 at 2:24 PM
They should put the time penalties on the leaderboard. I don't want to wait like 2 hours for F1 to tally up all the penalties and change the final order hours after the race
Are we shitposting like we did on Google+ or are we taking this seriously?
July 1, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Are we shitposting like we did on Google+ or are we taking this seriously?