Yael
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This whole thread has been the highlight of my day so far.
So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
Alt: a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
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March 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This whole thread has been the highlight of my day so far.
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Share away
February 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Share away
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Every time my library says "yes we will buy that book for you," I feel like I won life.
February 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Every time my library says "yes we will buy that book for you," I feel like I won life.
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I think it's the inherent link between lesbianism and swords.
February 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I think it's the inherent link between lesbianism and swords.
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And finally, one last Vin for the Mistborn Deckbuilding Game!
ADs: @johnnyoneal.bsky.social and @katiepayne.bsky.social
#mistborn #cosmere #brandonsanderson
ADs: @johnnyoneal.bsky.social and @katiepayne.bsky.social
#mistborn #cosmere #brandonsanderson
January 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
And finally, one last Vin for the Mistborn Deckbuilding Game!
ADs: @johnnyoneal.bsky.social and @katiepayne.bsky.social
#mistborn #cosmere #brandonsanderson
ADs: @johnnyoneal.bsky.social and @katiepayne.bsky.social
#mistborn #cosmere #brandonsanderson
If anyone is wondering enthusiastically infodumping about Greek mythology is a shockingly effective seduction technique.
January 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If anyone is wondering enthusiastically infodumping about Greek mythology is a shockingly effective seduction technique.
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No worries posting all your stuff like pregnancy announcements, or anything critical of the administration on a platform the government owns huh? What could go wrong. Oh hold up. There's someone at my door.
And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No worries posting all your stuff like pregnancy announcements, or anything critical of the administration on a platform the government owns huh? What could go wrong. Oh hold up. There's someone at my door.