you can call me Mariah Lopez
@yagurlstrikesagain.bsky.social
good heart. thick thighs. slick mouth.
He says “i love you baby girl” and I melt 🥰
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 AM
He says “i love you baby girl” and I melt 🥰
I think ima get engaged this year.
And if I do all my friends will literally beat me up 😂
And if I do all my friends will literally beat me up 😂
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I think ima get engaged this year.
And if I do all my friends will literally beat me up 😂
And if I do all my friends will literally beat me up 😂
I hooked up with this guy last week and he spent the night and cuddled after. I haven’t done that since 2016 - and I can’t stop thinking about it.
It wasn’t even profoundly good cuddles. It was just nice to have someone opt into caring for me like that for the first time in so long.
It wasn’t even profoundly good cuddles. It was just nice to have someone opt into caring for me like that for the first time in so long.
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hooked up with this guy last week and he spent the night and cuddled after. I haven’t done that since 2016 - and I can’t stop thinking about it.
It wasn’t even profoundly good cuddles. It was just nice to have someone opt into caring for me like that for the first time in so long.
It wasn’t even profoundly good cuddles. It was just nice to have someone opt into caring for me like that for the first time in so long.
Goodbye to my slutty Christmas playlist. See ya next December 😘
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Goodbye to my slutty Christmas playlist. See ya next December 😘
I’ve had sex 5 times with 3 men this week.
wtf.
wtf.
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ve had sex 5 times with 3 men this week.
wtf.
wtf.
This sounds so dumb. But I love going to Walmart in a full beat cuz I love guaranteeing I’ll be the prettiest person there.
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This sounds so dumb. But I love going to Walmart in a full beat cuz I love guaranteeing I’ll be the prettiest person there.
I’m writing two novels simultaneously. One YA, one smutty romance. I set a goal for myself to write 5 pages a day and I’ve been hitting it. Yesterday I only wrote 4 so today I said I’d write 6
I kept book hopping and ended up writing 8.5
This is the first time being bad at math has helped me.
I kept book hopping and ended up writing 8.5
This is the first time being bad at math has helped me.
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I’m writing two novels simultaneously. One YA, one smutty romance. I set a goal for myself to write 5 pages a day and I’ve been hitting it. Yesterday I only wrote 4 so today I said I’d write 6
I kept book hopping and ended up writing 8.5
This is the first time being bad at math has helped me.
I kept book hopping and ended up writing 8.5
This is the first time being bad at math has helped me.
It’s been a full week and I have genuinely lost all carnal desire when I said goodbye to that man.
Will my fire ever return? Or did it fully die with him?
Will my fire ever return? Or did it fully die with him?
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’s been a full week and I have genuinely lost all carnal desire when I said goodbye to that man.
Will my fire ever return? Or did it fully die with him?
Will my fire ever return? Or did it fully die with him?
There’s something that makes me so GENUINELY happy to see my kitty sitters made themselves at home while I was away.
Coffee drank, chairs askew, take out boxes in the trash?
YES! You did me and my kitten such a big favor. I’m glad you made yourself comfy ❤️ it’s the least I could offer 🫰🏽
Coffee drank, chairs askew, take out boxes in the trash?
YES! You did me and my kitten such a big favor. I’m glad you made yourself comfy ❤️ it’s the least I could offer 🫰🏽
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There’s something that makes me so GENUINELY happy to see my kitty sitters made themselves at home while I was away.
Coffee drank, chairs askew, take out boxes in the trash?
YES! You did me and my kitten such a big favor. I’m glad you made yourself comfy ❤️ it’s the least I could offer 🫰🏽
Coffee drank, chairs askew, take out boxes in the trash?
YES! You did me and my kitten such a big favor. I’m glad you made yourself comfy ❤️ it’s the least I could offer 🫰🏽
The way I am FURIOUSLY crocheting some elaborate Christmas presents at record breaking speed because my broke ass can’t be shopping this year 😂
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The way I am FURIOUSLY crocheting some elaborate Christmas presents at record breaking speed because my broke ass can’t be shopping this year 😂
“You’re so broken, and there are so many times I just wanted to hold you and keep you there until you felt like you were put back together.”
…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.
…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“You’re so broken, and there are so many times I just wanted to hold you and keep you there until you felt like you were put back together.”
…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.
…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster kinda hot tho?
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Why is Frankenstein’s monster kinda hot tho?
LOWKEY I would smash killer croc.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
LOWKEY I would smash killer croc.
I’m sorry is literally no one gonna mentioned how fucked Sydney Sweeney’s hair looked in that interview?? If we’re gonna roast her, let’s take her all the way down cuz wtf was that??
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m sorry is literally no one gonna mentioned how fucked Sydney Sweeney’s hair looked in that interview?? If we’re gonna roast her, let’s take her all the way down cuz wtf was that??
If I was swerving on the road tonight, blame the moon. She had no business looking that good.
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If I was swerving on the road tonight, blame the moon. She had no business looking that good.
I honestly and truly believe that the warriors lost tonight because I’m already sad and they didn’t want me to waste a sad girl night. How sweet of them
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I honestly and truly believe that the warriors lost tonight because I’m already sad and they didn’t want me to waste a sad girl night. How sweet of them
The best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little fool
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little fool
I’m mad at myself for holding back from doing something I love to make someone else comfortable.
I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.
I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.
I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.
I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I’m mad at myself for holding back from doing something I love to make someone else comfortable.
I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.
I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.
I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.
I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.
I know I’ve technically been single forever, but I just broke up with my 8 year FWB and it’s so wild being single again.
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I know I’ve technically been single forever, but I just broke up with my 8 year FWB and it’s so wild being single again.
Dear Netflix,
Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.
Signed,
Single slasher slut
Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.
Signed,
Single slasher slut
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dear Netflix,
Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.
Signed,
Single slasher slut
Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.
Signed,
Single slasher slut
You know what I hate about Bumble?
Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD
Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You know what I hate about Bumble?
Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD
Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD
I just spritzed some perfume on for a virtual interview.
I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.
I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I just spritzed some perfume on for a virtual interview.
I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.
I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.
My life may be falling apart but the gays always lift me back up again ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵🤎🖤
August 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My life may be falling apart but the gays always lift me back up again ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵🤎🖤
My tummy hurts.
July 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
My tummy hurts.
lol at the bothered sunbathers who clearly hate me for swimming my laps
July 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
lol at the bothered sunbathers who clearly hate me for swimming my laps