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YaketyYakumo
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ask me about vtubers or my 3d printer or existential autistic loneliness
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December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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my hometown was once home to a dentist named Gay Hitler (whose father was named George Washington Hitler)
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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And then on the other hand you get stuff like this, where they stopped being able to go “it just works”
Animate Dead (Alpha) Animate Dead (most recent errata)
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Braid of Fire, which gives you increasing amounts of mandatory mana each turn
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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R-Type Delta for PS1 did this
IREM SOFTWARE ENGINEERING INC. PRESENTS vehicle R9 pilot J difficulty HUMAN vibration ON sound STEREO save MANUAL
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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The Grimoire of Konpaku
javdottxt: “The Illustrated Guide to Fat Ass Lesbians vol. 1”
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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IBM, a company that helped perpetuate the Holocaust, had this figured out in the 70s
“A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION”
October 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I like how even Wikipedia calls it “Green Yuri”
The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All (Japanese: 気になってる人が男じゃなかった, Hepburn: Ki ni Natteru Hito ga Otoko Janakatta), shortened as KiniOto or TGSWIIWAGAA[3] and more popularly known as Green Yuri due to its distinct green accent color,[4] is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Sumiko Arai.
October 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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With Hati they at least made her a straight up furry
Hati (impostor form)
September 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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One of these is not like the others
September 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Ring Racers is beta testing their next version. Because what that game needed is EVEN MORE MECHANICS MOTHERFUCKER
In Race gametypes, dealing damage to other players grants Amps, a backup reserve of electric charge. In a 4-player game, knocking a single person away can be a big deal: in a 16-player game, it hardly matters at all. Amps normalize the reward for good item play, and give defensive items a bump in power without making the race more chaotic. When you drop to 0 rings, you’ll spend your Amps to enter Overdrive, briefly shielding you from damage and granting a bonus to top speed, acceleration, and handling. Strong items appear less often by default, but crossing a Checkpoint in high placements awards EXP, boosting your item odds for the rest of the race. EXP also affects the payout values from Ring Box. This makes it harder to intentionally play from behind, allows smaller gaps in skill to shine through more often, and limits the “crab bucket” effect where struggling players drag each other down. Explosive comebacks will be less common, and players who fall behind will need to work their way through the pack rather than relying on power items to immediately cover their mistakes.
September 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Axe Armor is a cute girl btw (this is her official art)
September 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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jack bros FUCKING SLAPS and was the first Shin Megami Tensei game to be localized
JP boxart of Jack Bros US boxart of Jack Bros
September 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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marvel isn’t letting wotc put the new spider-man cards on arena, but they want to make the standard environment identical on both platforms, so they have to make legally distinct versions of every single one. universes beyond is a great idea
“Spider-Punk” “Kraza, the Swarm as One”, a reskinned Spider-Punk “The Soul Stone” “The Terminus of Return”, a reskinned Soul Stone
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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the most recent CathodeRayDude video is a teardown of a digital signage system that was stuck on an ad for “on!” brand tobacco-free nicotine pouches

“They found a way to reinvent chaw! They made chaw for zoomers!”
September 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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unfortunately it won’t happen but if it does: based
tweet from Scott Adams: “We are getting close to Democrats coming out in favor of more autism. You can expect to see that in September.”
August 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Pedocon LAW
Excerpt from James Dobson’s “Bringing Up Boys” - “Meanwhile, the boy’s father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.”
August 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I can’t believe Hornet is graduating
August 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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@diablerie.gay “cat warlock”
February 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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ookami mio and her results from her recent trip to the gun range. she is very good at shooting sakura miko and her results from her recent trip to the gun range. she is very bad at shooting. her instructor took her gun away
November 21, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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geoff keighley’s oshi’s oshi
nominees for Content Creator Of The Year at the Game Awards: four men and Usada Pekora
November 18, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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going through some old tweets of mine and found this one I made when Kazuya got announced for Smash
“we thought melee had too high of a skill floor so we removed wavedashing. Anyway who wants to learn how to do a fuckin’ electric”
November 13, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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meme that i’m too lazy and nowhere near qualified to actually make: this chart except it’s “chaser” vs. “grungler” vs. “egg”
November 6, 2024 at 12:30 AM