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John Cortexiphan
@yakmoose.bsky.social
It seems like it already is
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
God this. I’ve been switching between Ghost of Yōtei and AC shadows. Just all the swords and chopping and sneaking. Outside is grubby and not fun 🤣
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
You can have the day off if you want
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Be safe. You’re lucky you are unlikely to be able to eat any of the slop they call “food”.
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fuck Mary; Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
All the things?
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hey, if you’ve got time to get in/out without life dramas, I’ll make time to pop out to flugport
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How early? I suspect so, we’re going to be in Tauranga just after Xmas. Until around the 1st. But nothing set in stone. Tommo mentioned you had a few hours transit.
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Like all the civilised places. Boop. And I’m going 300kmh on bullet train…. Wheeeeee
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Don’t you just drink coffee and be a food wanker?
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just a little nibble. You’ll ruin your appetite before dinner ….
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It’s only ruined for some people.
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
That’s a good looking car
October 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
And praise the unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I got paid $12bucks a week to deliver the waikato times 6 days a week after school... so story checks out… Tories suppressing wage growth ….
October 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Who debugs the debuggers?
a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
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October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
PHP IS YOUR NEW GOD BEN
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you go to zahadum you will die
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It’s your party ….

youtu.be/ft_QfY16CxU
Lesley Gore - It's My Party (Music Video)
YouTube video by Vintage Uploads
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September 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
after those beers yesterday, you think they want your blood?
September 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is if you have a big ass and need 48 rolls of tp
a cartoon character says i demand tp on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character says i demand tp on the bottom
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August 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM