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Needing more bandwidth and a sandwich
I be coming in the bedroom
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I hate Barangaroo
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love late night trains
Not on a Friday or Saturday night
Not too late either
9 on a Monday
10:30 Sunday night
What are we doing here
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I am not a New Yorker
I live in a city divided by chicken shops and train lines
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I think these are poems
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Predestination makes for a boring narrative
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If magic is just science you don't understand.
Then maybe science you don't understand looks like magic?
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I go through these fazes of not listening to music
I am too tired
And I hate it
And myself
And maybe I'm alienated
But I don't see no revolution on the horizon
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Giant ginger beer
Non-alc
Yum
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Like bro the bus has pulled away washing ain't shit
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I hate catching public transport in rich areas
They don't know how to act
Particularly on the weekend
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I steal my housemates favourite energy drinks
She steal me colourful eyeliner
We win
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Shoplifting is my love language
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When she comes back to give you your stuff

She returns
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The Callum Scott cover of Dancing on My Own in a hate crime
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
A slow and simple

Melody of tears you cannot keep from me

It's alright if you don't know what you need
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The best songs are 7 minutes
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I am crying on the train listening to Marianas Trench
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Happy New Year
According to Billboard
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You know it's a recession when a TK Maxx is opening a Bondi
October 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I love women hence I love Mish
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've been listening to too much Hardstyle
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love my house
October 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hands on my knees
August 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Zero to sixty in three point five
August 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM