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I be coming in the bedroom
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I be coming in the bedroom
I hate Barangaroo
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I hate Barangaroo
I love late night trains
Not on a Friday or Saturday night
Not too late either
9 on a Monday
10:30 Sunday night
What are we doing here
Not on a Friday or Saturday night
Not too late either
9 on a Monday
10:30 Sunday night
What are we doing here
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I love late night trains
Not on a Friday or Saturday night
Not too late either
9 on a Monday
10:30 Sunday night
What are we doing here
Not on a Friday or Saturday night
Not too late either
9 on a Monday
10:30 Sunday night
What are we doing here
I am not a New Yorker
I live in a city divided by chicken shops and train lines
I live in a city divided by chicken shops and train lines
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I am not a New Yorker
I live in a city divided by chicken shops and train lines
I live in a city divided by chicken shops and train lines
I think these are poems
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I think these are poems
Predestination makes for a boring narrative
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Predestination makes for a boring narrative
If magic is just science you don't understand.
Then maybe science you don't understand looks like magic?
Then maybe science you don't understand looks like magic?
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If magic is just science you don't understand.
Then maybe science you don't understand looks like magic?
Then maybe science you don't understand looks like magic?
I go through these fazes of not listening to music
I am too tired
And I hate it
And myself
And maybe I'm alienated
But I don't see no revolution on the horizon
I am too tired
And I hate it
And myself
And maybe I'm alienated
But I don't see no revolution on the horizon
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I go through these fazes of not listening to music
I am too tired
And I hate it
And myself
And maybe I'm alienated
But I don't see no revolution on the horizon
I am too tired
And I hate it
And myself
And maybe I'm alienated
But I don't see no revolution on the horizon
Giant ginger beer
Non-alc
Yum
Non-alc
Yum
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Giant ginger beer
Non-alc
Yum
Non-alc
Yum
Like bro the bus has pulled away washing ain't shit
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Like bro the bus has pulled away washing ain't shit
I hate catching public transport in rich areas
They don't know how to act
Particularly on the weekend
They don't know how to act
Particularly on the weekend
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I hate catching public transport in rich areas
They don't know how to act
Particularly on the weekend
They don't know how to act
Particularly on the weekend
I steal my housemates favourite energy drinks
She steal me colourful eyeliner
We win
She steal me colourful eyeliner
We win
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I steal my housemates favourite energy drinks
She steal me colourful eyeliner
We win
She steal me colourful eyeliner
We win
Shoplifting is my love language
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Shoplifting is my love language
When she comes back to give you your stuff
She returns
She returns
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
When she comes back to give you your stuff
She returns
She returns
The Callum Scott cover of Dancing on My Own in a hate crime
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The Callum Scott cover of Dancing on My Own in a hate crime
A slow and simple
Melody of tears you cannot keep from me
It's alright if you don't know what you need
Melody of tears you cannot keep from me
It's alright if you don't know what you need
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A slow and simple
Melody of tears you cannot keep from me
It's alright if you don't know what you need
Melody of tears you cannot keep from me
It's alright if you don't know what you need
The best songs are 7 minutes
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The best songs are 7 minutes
I am crying on the train listening to Marianas Trench
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I am crying on the train listening to Marianas Trench
Happy New Year
According to Billboard
According to Billboard
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Happy New Year
According to Billboard
According to Billboard
You know it's a recession when a TK Maxx is opening a Bondi
October 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
You know it's a recession when a TK Maxx is opening a Bondi
I love women hence I love Mish
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love women hence I love Mish
I've been listening to too much Hardstyle
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've been listening to too much Hardstyle
I love my house
October 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I love my house
Hands on my knees
August 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hands on my knees
Zero to sixty in three point five
August 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Zero to sixty in three point five