Roommate: I hate waking up sweaty.
Me: does that happen often?
Roommate: lately yeah
Me: what’s your room temp set to?
Roommate: 85F
Me: 😱😱😱😱

He asks me is 85 hot?! Uh, yeah, that’s why you’re sweating dude

Finally! New fireplace. I’m warm again after a month of no heat 🥲

I won my Christmas sweater contest. Not technically a sweater, but they let it count.

Im 32, but my top music says I’m 72.

Rad, my fireplace died. Time for a new fireplace. My wallet hurts

Queue Mariah Carey

You like one video about Japan, then every other video is reasons to visit Japan…
I NEED TO GO BACK 😫

The dream watch I will never afford. So here’s a $25 version I won on Reddit.
Still ticks, just $9975.00 cheaper.

Workouts with wasabi. Great way to start my Wednesday.

Special shout out to my two loser followers. Love ya