Yanceylebeef
@yanceylebeef.bsky.social
Semi-professional clown botherer, former military journalist, current stay at home dad.
Brioche buns are bullshit buns.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Brioche buns are bullshit buns.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
Remember, today is someone’s last day with all their fingers!
July 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Remember, today is someone’s last day with all their fingers!
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Trump will soon speak to the nation about the unprovoked war crime of unilateral war that he just illegally ordered.
Every word out of his mouth will be a lie.
He will lie about history, about intel, about Israel, and about his own interests.
He will lie to ALL our faces.
🤬
Every word out of his mouth will be a lie.
He will lie about history, about intel, about Israel, and about his own interests.
He will lie to ALL our faces.
🤬
June 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Trump will soon speak to the nation about the unprovoked war crime of unilateral war that he just illegally ordered.
Every word out of his mouth will be a lie.
He will lie about history, about intel, about Israel, and about his own interests.
He will lie to ALL our faces.
🤬
Every word out of his mouth will be a lie.
He will lie about history, about intel, about Israel, and about his own interests.
He will lie to ALL our faces.
🤬
Congress really needs to wake the fuck up.
June 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Congress really needs to wake the fuck up.
Can somebody please do a welfare check on the NRA? The tyranny they have used to justify the stockpiling of weapons is fucking here!
June 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Can somebody please do a welfare check on the NRA? The tyranny they have used to justify the stockpiling of weapons is fucking here!
Has anyone told Musk to “Go back to Africa”? Because that would be funny and truthful at the same time.
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Has anyone told Musk to “Go back to Africa”? Because that would be funny and truthful at the same time.
If I were Zelensky, and that orange shit gibbon talked to me like that I would walk out of the white house, right to the Chinese consulate and sign the mineral rights over to them for the war support. He embarrassed the US on the global stage. No one is going to take us seriously for years to come.
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If I were Zelensky, and that orange shit gibbon talked to me like that I would walk out of the white house, right to the Chinese consulate and sign the mineral rights over to them for the war support. He embarrassed the US on the global stage. No one is going to take us seriously for years to come.
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
Man, doesn’t anyone want to Impress Jodie Foster these days?
February 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man, doesn’t anyone want to Impress Jodie Foster these days?
Chris Kluwe is the Harrison Butker antidote I didn’t know I needed.
February 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Chris Kluwe is the Harrison Butker antidote I didn’t know I needed.
All this talk about taking over Gaza has me listening to these guys again.
Take the Blame
open.spotify.com
February 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All this talk about taking over Gaza has me listening to these guys again.
Bluesky needs more Punk.
Ain't It the Truth
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January 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bluesky needs more Punk.
Congratulations to Ichihiro Suzuki! The first Asian player voted into Cooperstown! And on the first ballot with 99.7 percent of the vote. Somewhere out there is an old, smelly, sad baseball writer braying “No one gets In unanimously!” Poor guy.
January 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Congratulations to Ichihiro Suzuki! The first Asian player voted into Cooperstown! And on the first ballot with 99.7 percent of the vote. Somewhere out there is an old, smelly, sad baseball writer braying “No one gets In unanimously!” Poor guy.
So Fascist curious tech bros own most of the social media platforms, and will soon add til tok to their stables. It really is true, to control the world you must first control the memes of production.
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So Fascist curious tech bros own most of the social media platforms, and will soon add til tok to their stables. It really is true, to control the world you must first control the memes of production.
First full moon of the years was this week. Called the Wolf moon, it’s an opportunity for werewolves to come out.
January 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
First full moon of the years was this week. Called the Wolf moon, it’s an opportunity for werewolves to come out.
Mark Zuckerberg returning from a meeting at Mar-A-Lego. Everyone must stop and prove to the security team that they completed the job.
January 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Mark Zuckerberg returning from a meeting at Mar-A-Lego. Everyone must stop and prove to the security team that they completed the job.
Anticipatory Obedience is cowardice. Jeff Bezos bent the knee to Trump, then killed a cartoon in his paper mocking it. Why are the richest people the most fragile? Now his paper has lost a Pulitzer Prize winning talent, and Trump will throw him under the bus at the first opportunity.
January 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Anticipatory Obedience is cowardice. Jeff Bezos bent the knee to Trump, then killed a cartoon in his paper mocking it. Why are the richest people the most fragile? Now his paper has lost a Pulitzer Prize winning talent, and Trump will throw him under the bus at the first opportunity.
Wrte up from John Moore of the Denver Gazette about the amazing gift my friend Mare gave me as a living donor this spring.
Matching gift: Kidney donation is a two-way exchange of kindness | John Moore
'My main purpose now is getting other kidneys in other people’s bodies,' says Denver actor and director
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December 22, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Wrte up from John Moore of the Denver Gazette about the amazing gift my friend Mare gave me as a living donor this spring.
Rest in Peace, Slim.
Portland - 2008 Remaster
The Replacements · Don't Tell a Soul (Expanded) · Song · 1989
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December 19, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Rest in Peace, Slim.
How many kids equals one health care CEO? I’m trying to figure out how much to care about today’s shooting
December 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
How many kids equals one health care CEO? I’m trying to figure out how much to care about today’s shooting
Guys. I don’t think they got the message.
UnitedHealth Is Strategically Limiting Access to Critical Treatment for Kids With Autism
Leaked internal documents show that the insurance giant is culling providers of applied behavior analysis from its network and scrutinizing the medical necessity of therapy. Advocates say the company’...
www.propublica.org
December 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Guys. I don’t think they got the message.
Found the McDonalds snitch.
December 10, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Found the McDonalds snitch.
Holy cow! The MAGAts are really up in arms over this pardon. Have they tried ignoring it? You know, like they ignore all the school shootings that have taken place?
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Holy cow! The MAGAts are really up in arms over this pardon. Have they tried ignoring it? You know, like they ignore all the school shootings that have taken place?
Hey, does anyone know where I can buy a T-shirt online and then get 3-4 emails a day for the rest of my life?
November 30, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Hey, does anyone know where I can buy a T-shirt online and then get 3-4 emails a day for the rest of my life?