yaras.bsky.social
@yaras.bsky.social
*contains petroleum distillates
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
*contains petroleum distillates
"OK, so they were 8..."
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"OK, so they were 8..."
They're actually the saddest people on earth, because no one wished them happy birthday.
September 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They're actually the saddest people on earth, because no one wished them happy birthday.
Diamondbacks beat the Yankees in the world series, though.
Maybe that was harder to fix.
Maybe that was harder to fix.
August 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Diamondbacks beat the Yankees in the world series, though.
Maybe that was harder to fix.
Maybe that was harder to fix.
It's not cognitive dissonance. It's just shameless ratfuckery.
July 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's not cognitive dissonance. It's just shameless ratfuckery.
"As written by Francis Scott Key" means it must be spoken, not sung.
July 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"As written by Francis Scott Key" means it must be spoken, not sung.
Saw the same thing, but it was Willie Nelson.
July 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Saw the same thing, but it was Willie Nelson.
"We" know because we're in spaces like this. "Diner" voters have zero clue.
May 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"We" know because we're in spaces like this. "Diner" voters have zero clue.
Add this to the list of "things that would have been a gargantuan scandal 15 years ago."
March 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Add this to the list of "things that would have been a gargantuan scandal 15 years ago."
Not sure how you fuckin fix that.
Either try to pile up rocks and dirt on the river side to build the road back on, or blast out mountain on the right.
Either try to pile up rocks and dirt on the river side to build the road back on, or blast out mountain on the right.
September 27, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Not sure how you fuckin fix that.
Either try to pile up rocks and dirt on the river side to build the road back on, or blast out mountain on the right.
Either try to pile up rocks and dirt on the river side to build the road back on, or blast out mountain on the right.
Make your birthday private, or remove it entirely, and you don't even have to do that yearly dance.
That's my hack.
That's my hack.
September 24, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Make your birthday private, or remove it entirely, and you don't even have to do that yearly dance.
That's my hack.
That's my hack.
One positive effect (I hope) of more cars being electric in the future will be fewer people voting solely based on what gas prices are in the months leading up to November.
September 10, 2024 at 2:47 PM
One positive effect (I hope) of more cars being electric in the future will be fewer people voting solely based on what gas prices are in the months leading up to November.
Chocolate style food product™
August 30, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Chocolate style food product™
Thank you for this, because I'm not sure I ever would have parsed it in the correct way.
August 12, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Thank you for this, because I'm not sure I ever would have parsed it in the correct way.
Have we been observing the same guy for the last 8 years? His brain doesn't work in any normal way.
July 16, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Have we been observing the same guy for the last 8 years? His brain doesn't work in any normal way.