Yarlor
yarlor.bsky.social
Yarlor
@yarlor.bsky.social
|🇸🇬| any pronouns except for she/her | speaks English and Chinese (and singlish!) | loves videogames and animations | mostly Minecraft lol |
- llamas are pack animals
- that attack when provoked
- and deal half a heart per spit if unarmoured
- which is more than a baby slime does
- what the fuck he looking goofy and alone for
September 4, 2024 at 4:22 PM
THAT'S IT?????
THAT'S THE TITLE????????????
September 4, 2024 at 4:19 PM
- I... am Steve.
- -_- pfft ok.
- D: This guy is such a toolbag!

WHO WROTE THIS??
September 4, 2024 at 4:18 PM
THEY MADE STEVE WHITE
WHY DID THEY DO THAT
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
ALSO THATS JUST JACK BLACK IN A BLUE SWEATER
September 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Honestly banger after banger with the piglins
Nitpick here: they should have soul torches/lanterns or just lanterns, not torches
Otherwise yeah this is cool
September 4, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I don't need to add anything here
September 4, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Piglins should be zombified but let's assume this is Legends rules.
1. Is that NETHERITE??
2. The snout banner pattern on the front guy's pendant(?) is fun
3. The houses can't actually be built in vanilla Minecraft
4. Spear (Yoo Dungeons reference)
5. Who's skull is that, is it just a rando skellie
September 4, 2024 at 4:06 PM
This is a good shot
I like it
September 4, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Classic Minecraft first day experience! The blocks are 1m^3! Other than the really out of place people, this is the average "Minecraft in real life" YouTube thumbnail
September 4, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Looks cool, but there should be stone and ores on the side of that mountain, the houses on the far left are larger than the houses towards the bottom of them, despite them looking like they're at the same height
September 4, 2024 at 3:56 PM
what is that crafting recipe. why did it end up with 2 buckets. what the fuck is this scene. you can SEE the hard cut. Jfc
September 4, 2024 at 3:37 PM
More of the funky flowers and why did they give the wolf a gyatt. Actual minecraft wolf from a forest for reference. Notice how it doesn't have haunches.
September 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Is it a balloon? Apparently yes!
Ngl they look cool as hell, even if the piglins aren't wearing gold.
Not sure if the chains are a nod to that chains were added in the same update piglins were but that's cool.
Also drums in Minecraft when
September 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I'm just gonna assume what Henry's holding is how they got there in the first place and move on
September 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
What, indeed, the hell is that.
PROS: Pink sheep! OG sheep sound! Eyes separated like an actual MC sheep!
CONS: It looks like shit, also why are the flowers here NOT blocky? They were in the previous shots?
Also the ears freak me out
September 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Next we have the close-up shots. We see the blue portal in the background and the main cast stepping through with apprehension(?). According to the YT desc their names are Garrett, Natalie, Henry, and Dawn. Garrett looks like he's been here before as he rolls his eyes?
September 4, 2024 at 3:10 PM
The trailer cuts to a scene of 3 kids and Jason Momoa in a pink sweater entering what looks like a playpen for kids. An almost solid green field with unrecognisable blocky flowers(?) takes up the bottom half of the screen, where the people are, a gorgeous (and nonsensical) landscape as the top half
September 4, 2024 at 2:54 PM
We zoom into the portal to see this: a photorealistic but blocky (WHY???) version of Minecraft terrain with village with a few differences from vanilla. It harkens to Dungeons, with windmills, fences-off crop farms, and what looks like a bell tower, all under a blocky arch
September 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I'm just gonna break down the trailer here:

OPENING SHOT:
Why's the portal blue?? Ok maybe that's the portal to our dimension, that's also a texture we've never seen before. It's the right aspect ratio to be a nether portal and it's not. Huh. Choice.
September 4, 2024 at 2:41 PM
September 2, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Y'all I literally just joined this website yesterday, holy shit
September 1, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Glamrock Carl real??
September 1, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Look who's back! Back again!
August 31, 2024 at 5:27 PM