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Sometimes I get distracted in the middle of yawning and forget to close my mouth
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My music listening habits lately have been letting youtube autoplay EDM songs until I hear one I rly like, then I hit loop for like 1-3 hours, then let autoplay take the wheel back, repeat adds nausica
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Just resisted the urge to tell my mom to go piss girl
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Something that always makes me smile is when I'm reading a musicians wiki page, and it mentions they were influenced by another artist, then later in the article it mentions that they ended up doing shows together
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sometimes u need to listen to Flat Beat on repeat for a few hours and that's fine
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
YARTCH SHOW RETIREMENT ARC PART 2 HAS STARTED, STAY TUNED FOR SEASON 3 IN A FEW MONTHS
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dude Plurbits is so sick, Vince Gillitin did it again
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My dad keeps saying ChatGTP and I never have it in me to correct him
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I miss when twitch would lie and tell me I had 1 viewer instead of actually showing the 0
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Most disgusting boyslop stream tomorrow evening/night
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Cross faded and on that grind yahhh UNGH yahhhh
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
One day, I'll be understood......
September 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My mom used the word "adulting" and I crashed out on her
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bout to crunch on some cinny toast if u know what I mean
September 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just realized I might be getting House MD clips on youtube shorts because I've been listening to a lot of house music in the past few months
September 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oops my daughter got into my stash
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Just cleared my throat at the same time as a lightning strike #aura
September 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ok let's see how long I can keep this up
September 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
September 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Kinda messed up that they made these multivitamins taste super good but also ur only supposed to take one per day???
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
INTO THE LAST THIRD OF THE YEAR LETS LOCK IN twitch.tv/yartch
September 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ok we can all just be real for a second, everyone knows my cat is the cutest and sweetest and most lovely
September 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ascertainment sounds like something a stripper might spec into
August 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A fruit fly flew into my microwave as I was closing it to reheat leftovers, and I figured it'd just die a quick painless death. Somehow it survived, now I'm scared it's superpowered and will spawn radioactive children that can eat me.
August 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM