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I think we’ve maybe made a huge tiny mistake.
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I should probably just go ahead and apologize for everything here and but also thanks for letting me vent I really needed to get stuff off my chest you guys are the best for just ignoring it and letting me rant anyway I feel kinda better maybe a little oop well now the self conscious anxiety
Omg
lol
It’s The Doorington Event, y’all.

Christmas Eve, 2025.

Be there or be raptured or whatever.
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Why zero pushback on the fundamental lie underpinning all this nonsense?

Journos just accept: “doctors do trans surgery on children”

They DON’T

He’s conflating w med. necessary ops on kids born w *functional* abnormalities risking UTI—kidney damage—sepsis—UNRELATED to gender dysphoria/transition
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I should not have started reading the news hoboy
I mean I was actually kinda doin ok there for a minute
Today’s worse than yesterday but the ai is so so so harglefarfin toxic
It’s like permanent deja vu where u dunno if a thing happened or u dreamt it or somebody ai Inceptioned it into ur brainsoup
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I should probably just go ahead and apologize for everything here and but also thanks for letting me vent I really needed to get stuff off my chest you guys are the best for just ignoring it and letting me rant anyway I feel kinda better maybe a little oop well now the self conscious anxiety
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
French is the language of love and then you take me out on a date to some nice place and it’s chartreuse and charcuterie I can’t omg all I hear is shart-truce and shark-cootery and I’ve ruined it I can’t stop laughing
But I can’t afford to be a cat lady you guys I’m allergic
ugh French
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
So y’know how sometimes you gotta work with the hand ur dealt well what if the solution to climate change was convincing super duper froofroo rich ppl that diamonds made from air carbon was like the most bougie exclusive thing ever cuz it’s so expensive to capture and squish it hard enough
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bet the Bronze Age collapsed all the sudden cuz one dude in Mesopotamia was like all this metal nonsense is woke Make the Paleolithic Great Again and boom like that scribes were all fake squiggle hoaxers and everybody just on purpose forgot how to read
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bubble tea is tapioca pudding tea and nobody likes tapioca pudding but call it boba and ruin some tea with it and wooo get ur nom on there I said it
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You guys if the kids now are Gen alpha then the tykes born after Trump when ai takes over with a singularity or apocalypse or whatever.. are gonna hafta be called Gen beta and that’s just sooo much to heap on one generation I mean c’mon
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM