remember: in the event of a nuclear strike, if you can see the light, run towards it

just realised that HOTTOGO works with COLUMBO

in honour of snl50 i need to tell everyone that my grandpa removed phil hartman’s tonsils

i met my husband because we loved twin peaks i’m so sad right now

i firmly believe that our world is like this because everyone over the age of like 60 spent the majority of their life eating, drinking, and breathing lead

i stopped in at a pub near the barbican yesterday afternoon for a half and a man there had a seemingly major stroke and it took the ambulance 45 minutes to get there even though st bart’s is like around the corner and i cant stop thinking about him

applying for visas in the uk is crazy bc you want so badly to tell the world about how bad and broken the process is but you can’t bc what if they see

knitting a bonnet and watching columbo

gonna knit a sweater and watch showgirls