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@yaypineapple.bsky.social
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I give this image 11/10 cozy points
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I give this image 11/10 cozy points
safe danger noodle
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
safe danger noodle
Talk
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Attack
Spell
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Attack
Spell
Flee
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Talk
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Attack
Spell
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Attack
Spell
Flee
I remember reading lots of articles in the 2010's about skyrocketing rates of mental illness in kids, online bullying and so on, with lots of scary graphs, and you would have thought such an obvious problem would have inspired some sort of comprehensive action
and then things got worse
and then things got worse
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I remember reading lots of articles in the 2010's about skyrocketing rates of mental illness in kids, online bullying and so on, with lots of scary graphs, and you would have thought such an obvious problem would have inspired some sort of comprehensive action
and then things got worse
and then things got worse
unfortunately for us, social interaction is not turn-based :\
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
unfortunately for us, social interaction is not turn-based :\
I have mild face blindness (prosopagnosia!) so sometimes wardrobe or hairstyle changes can mess me up ... A long time ago when a neurologist was testing my face recognition with a set of flash cards they were kind of acting like I was fucking with them by doing so badly. They were kind of mean
December 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I have mild face blindness (prosopagnosia!) so sometimes wardrobe or hairstyle changes can mess me up ... A long time ago when a neurologist was testing my face recognition with a set of flash cards they were kind of acting like I was fucking with them by doing so badly. They were kind of mean
I recently had a wandering cat distract me from unpleasantness. Very effective solution for many situations. Should be deployed more widely bsky.app/profile/yayp...
I opened the door to let some air in the place I'm staying and someone took that as an invitation
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I recently had a wandering cat distract me from unpleasantness. Very effective solution for many situations. Should be deployed more widely bsky.app/profile/yayp...
480p was almost vulgar in its grandiosity. At 720p, our lord's eyes began to glint with an elusive madness. Then, at 1080p, we awoke the Balrog, and all was lost.
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
480p was almost vulgar in its grandiosity. At 720p, our lord's eyes began to glint with an elusive madness. Then, at 1080p, we awoke the Balrog, and all was lost.
Things went downhill fast once there were cheap high quality webcams and the internet could do video streaming reliably. We should have stopped at flash animations :(
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Things went downhill fast once there were cheap high quality webcams and the internet could do video streaming reliably. We should have stopped at flash animations :(
It licked my hand when I introduced myself and fell asleep next to me
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It licked my hand when I introduced myself and fell asleep next to me
it's nice to know I'm following at least one legit hacker
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it's nice to know I'm following at least one legit hacker
Kids these days! Back in my day all the RPGs were turn-based. Like Final Fantasy 4. And Final Fantasy 5. And Final Fantasy 6. And... *rummaging* where did I put my heart pills?
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Kids these days! Back in my day all the RPGs were turn-based. Like Final Fantasy 4. And Final Fantasy 5. And Final Fantasy 6. And... *rummaging* where did I put my heart pills?
What's wrong with turn-based games? Not everyone has the twitch reflexes of a 14 year old. Or a 24 year old. Or a 34 year old. Or... *pause to breathe from oxygen mask* what was I saying?
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
What's wrong with turn-based games? Not everyone has the twitch reflexes of a 14 year old. Or a 24 year old. Or a 34 year old. Or... *pause to breathe from oxygen mask* what was I saying?
the rapture for nerds culminates in a robot blood sacrifice
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the rapture for nerds culminates in a robot blood sacrifice
mother teresa didn't administer any pain medication at her hospices because she believed suffering brings us closer to god. if this is true, building a large enough sentient suffering machine may truly immanentize the eschaton.
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
mother teresa didn't administer any pain medication at her hospices because she believed suffering brings us closer to god. if this is true, building a large enough sentient suffering machine may truly immanentize the eschaton.
a reverse utility monster
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
a reverse utility monster
smeels like tene sripit
smeens line telrit spirelt
*thud*
smeens line telrit spirelt
*thud*
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
smeels like tene sripit
smeens line telrit spirelt
*thud*
smeens line telrit spirelt
*thud*
Fort Laundry remains secure!
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fort Laundry remains secure!
yay, the impostor is gone! I am glad you escaped her dungeon
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
yay, the impostor is gone! I am glad you escaped her dungeon
(A while back bluesky changed their system so even if you stop using your bsky.social handle, it still belongs to your account)
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
(A while back bluesky changed their system so even if you stop using your bsky.social handle, it still belongs to your account)
it was a seeks.quest handle, right? it's looking like they're down right now (I'm on bad wifi so maybe it's me, but it looks like the 'quest' DNS is totally down?) If you poke around in your bsky settings you might be able to switch back to your bsky.social handle for now.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
it was a seeks.quest handle, right? it's looking like they're down right now (I'm on bad wifi so maybe it's me, but it looks like the 'quest' DNS is totally down?) If you poke around in your bsky settings you might be able to switch back to your bsky.social handle for now.