Feeling the knead to mash on some play dough

This is actually happening in our schools. Most parents don't realize this.

My defense, your honor? I’m just a silly little guy.

Why does tik tok thing I want anything to do with unfunny straight men and why do they always look like this

Happy birthday @katiewood.bsky.social !!!

I’m watching a bugs life and yeah he shouldn’t have just dropped his little machine, but why did those dumb ants think it was a good idea to leave the giant food pile on the edge of a lake…

There’s something wrong with my tik tok, instead of showing me things that it knows I like it just keeps showing me random people with zero likes and zero comments like the actual dredge of tik tok

😘😘😘😘😘

Anyone else stay up until midnight to watch the new “and just like that”

1:01 am watching deep blue sea 🦈

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

My first tweet on twitter was "antm and McDonalds. it's a good day" so I also want my first Bluesky to be about antm and McDonalds. bring back spicy mcnuggies and the mighty hot sauce you clowns