Ethan Yates
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yeethan.bsky.social
Ethan Yates
@yeethan.bsky.social
I drink and I roll things

Just a nerdy dungeon master who likes to make cocktails and climb mountains
Hear me out, live action Frosty The Snowman casting:

Frosty: Jennifer Coolidge

Child 1: Troye Sivan

Child 2: Quinta Burson

Evil Magician: Willam Dafoe
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Not to make fun of a spiritual leader for millions of people hours after his death…

but can we all start a rumor that JD Vance killed the Pope?
April 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Watching this man spiral because of a little old lady in a church is a delight. Bishop Budde has the biggest balls in America.
January 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The love-gift of a fairy tale.

Now… to add some beetles or to not add some beetles? 🪲🍄
January 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This account double as a Florence Pugh appreciation page.

Happy Birthday (May)Qween!
January 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dungeon’s and Drams:

Caipiroska: The way to drink a full glass of vodka without being judged too harshly

• 1/2 a lime, quartered
• 2-3 pinches of sugar
Muddle that shit
• Vodka (2 oz is safe, 3 oz is a party, or full send and just fill the glass)
December 28, 2024 at 7:12 AM
So that eternal love, in love's fresh case, weighs not the dust and injury of age - Edward Carpenter, Ioläus An Anthology of Friendship
December 9, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Anyone else match their dice with their character/spells?
January 2, 2024 at 3:15 AM