FISHIES News
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On the ground reporting of the Yee v PEPE Civilizational war
"Rin_LuX Island" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Rin_LuX Island" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FISHIES BREAKING NEWS: OUR SERVER ADMIN HAS BEEN TRAPPED BY THE ENDER DRAGON! DO NOT ENTER THE END!
December 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
FISHIES BREAKING NEWS: OUR SERVER ADMIN HAS BEEN TRAPPED BY THE ENDER DRAGON! DO NOT ENTER THE END!
BREAKING NEWS: UFO sighting over the Pepestan "JaydrVernanda" shrine!
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: UFO sighting over the Pepestan "JaydrVernanda" shrine!
Pictured: an assortment of art installations referring to otherworldly icons and scripture.
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Pictured: an assortment of art installations referring to otherworldly icons and scripture.
Local authorities overwhelmed with call after dinosaur sighting in Yeeland. Mayor calls for inhabitants to settle down: "It's just an art installation!"
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Local authorities overwhelmed with call after dinosaur sighting in Yeeland. Mayor calls for inhabitants to settle down: "It's just an art installation!"
Pictured: a wool statue of a cute gnome with helmet in Yeeland.
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Pictured: a wool statue of a cute gnome with helmet in Yeeland.
House prices become unaffordable as new Steves are unable to cough up the emeralds for a mortgage in Yeeland. Photo source: salenssia's abode.
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
House prices become unaffordable as new Steves are unable to cough up the emeralds for a mortgage in Yeeland. Photo source: salenssia's abode.
This million-emerald mansion in Yeeland was finally sold after having been on the market for over 10 in-game days.
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This million-emerald mansion in Yeeland was finally sold after having been on the market for over 10 in-game days.
A new piece of art of graffiti artist Zozzy was spotted in Pepestan. Onlookers interviewed by FISHIES News have described the piece as 'an eyesore' and 'thought-provoking'
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A new piece of art of graffiti artist Zozzy was spotted in Pepestan. Onlookers interviewed by FISHIES News have described the piece as 'an eyesore' and 'thought-provoking'
Pictured: the Pepestan monument to the Worker.
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pictured: the Pepestan monument to the Worker.
FISHIES News was allowed access into the YECOT Correctional Facility in Pepestan, where Yeelandian undocumented immigrants are rumored to be housed. The facility has been under international scrutiny for alleged human rights violations and the suspension of a fair trial.
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
FISHIES News was allowed access into the YECOT Correctional Facility in Pepestan, where Yeelandian undocumented immigrants are rumored to be housed. The facility has been under international scrutiny for alleged human rights violations and the suspension of a fair trial.
CCTV footage has captured the moment [YEE]sandelssia walked into Pepestan. How this could've occured is currently under investigation, according to a spokesperson of the Jannies.
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
CCTV footage has captured the moment [YEE]sandelssia walked into Pepestan. How this could've occured is currently under investigation, according to a spokesperson of the Jannies.
A slice of life: Pepestani Whatsuplilgup found himself stuck in a Minecart unable to get out for two in-game days. He eventually was able to free himself by being told to crouch.
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A slice of life: Pepestani Whatsuplilgup found himself stuck in a Minecart unable to get out for two in-game days. He eventually was able to free himself by being told to crouch.
BREAKING NEWS: Reports are coming out of Pepestanis engulfing the Yeeland Nether Portal in lava, boiling Yeelandians alive. Two have been reported to have died. Experts say this is a violation of international treaties and a war crime.
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Reports are coming out of Pepestanis engulfing the Yeeland Nether Portal in lava, boiling Yeelandians alive. Two have been reported to have died. Experts say this is a violation of international treaties and a war crime.
Pictured: a lone Yeelandian chased down by two Pepestanis in the Nether.
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pictured: a lone Yeelandian chased down by two Pepestanis in the Nether.
Pepestanis have erected a monument to a fallen hero of the other dimension. Sources say this was an individual fighting hard for world peace and LGBTQ rights, sounds like a great guy!
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Pepestanis have erected a monument to a fallen hero of the other dimension. Sources say this was an individual fighting hard for world peace and LGBTQ rights, sounds like a great guy!
some of the various farms seen on the server today
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
some of the various farms seen on the server today
OUR SERVER IS BACK
after a fiasco with a rogue user, we have restored the world. Please message PrimeCells to get back on and contribute to your team!
after a fiasco with a rogue user, we have restored the world. Please message PrimeCells to get back on and contribute to your team!
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
OUR SERVER IS BACK
after a fiasco with a rogue user, we have restored the world. Please message PrimeCells to get back on and contribute to your team!
after a fiasco with a rogue user, we have restored the world. Please message PrimeCells to get back on and contribute to your team!
Emerald Union officials are launching inquiries into the treatment of villagers inside the Pepestani stronghold. Said villagers are expected to work long hours without breaks and without payment.
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Emerald Union officials are launching inquiries into the treatment of villagers inside the Pepestani stronghold. Said villagers are expected to work long hours without breaks and without payment.
Pictured: the heads of slain Yeelandians on Pepestani turf, displayed as trophies. In the background a vile statue, mocking any Yeelandian looking at it.
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pictured: the heads of slain Yeelandians on Pepestani turf, displayed as trophies. In the background a vile statue, mocking any Yeelandian looking at it.
BREAKING: [PEPE]hucey has challenged not one, not two, but THREE yeelandians to fight him at once! To the challenge rose seldom, Tristman, and SilvrxSora. Unfortunately they were no match for Hucey, who completes his hat-trick with his third win!
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
BREAKING: [PEPE]hucey has challenged not one, not two, but THREE yeelandians to fight him at once! To the challenge rose seldom, Tristman, and SilvrxSora. Unfortunately they were no match for Hucey, who completes his hat-trick with his third win!
In order to earn their freedom, Pepestani prisoners Plub_420 and dipperid square off against [YEE]eisenhead. Unfortunately, they were no match for their freemen counterpart.
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
In order to earn their freedom, Pepestani prisoners Plub_420 and dipperid square off against [YEE]eisenhead. Unfortunately, they were no match for their freemen counterpart.
