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yehoak, from the internet
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yehoak.bsky.social
fu*k
searching wikihow for tips on escaping saṃsāra, the endless cycle of birth death and rebirth. there are no guides on wikihow for this. it turns out there is only one way to escape the wheel of suffering and that is to see liberation from attachment, want, and desire.
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
yehoak.bsky.social
there's this tv show called "The Simpsons". its an animation and there's a family called The Simpsons, who the show is about. They go to a theme park based on a show-in-a-show-in-a-show called "Itchy and Scratchy". There's a novelty license plates with kids name on them. the oldest child of the simpsons, sees a license plate with one letter different than his but not his own name. he sees "Bort" instead of "Bart", his name. this is a joke where i take a screenshot of a scene in the episode saying the name "Bort" is more popular than "Bart" due to license plate selling out via the spoken line "We Need More Bort License Plates In The Gift Shop". In This Joke I changed it to Fort. They Need more "Fort" license plates. because the joke here would be that the license plate should say Fart, slang for flatulence.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Quote posts should not exist
that Rockwell painting of the guy standing up to give an opinion
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
please accept my apology for wrecking the economy by getting a g3 tower out of a free pile :(
article about how people are t spending money on new electronics because of the economy, but framing it as “hoarding”
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
hello is it me your lookin for
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yehoak.bsky.social
fuk yuo
bluesky wont let me post a video, the video being the famous kevin smith tweet in the style of radiohead
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
yehoak.bsky.social
has anyone checked in on what happened since????
"It may not be good for America, but it's damn good for CBS," Moonves said at the Morgan Stanley Technology, Media & Telecom Conference in San Francisco, according to The Hollywood Reporter — perfectly distilling what media critics have long suspected was motivating the round-the-clock coverage of Trump's presidential bid. "Most of the ads are not about issues. They're sort of like the debates," Moonves said, noting, "[t]here's a lot of money in the marketplace." The 2016 campaign is a "circus," he remarked, but "Donald's place in this election is a good thing." "Man, who would have expected the ride we're all having right now? ... The money's rolling in and this is fun," Moonves went on. "I've never seen anything like this, and this going to be a very good year for us. Sorry. It's a terrible thing to say. But, bring it on, Donald. Keep going.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
everything i voted for won and the right people are mad and the kooks have shown up life is good and i can log off again
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
update your lowtax speedrun scorecards because search is broken
this is a screenshot showing that search is broken. i’m search for “lowtax” which is part of the joke.
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
doing the spock mind meld thing to you like at the end of star trek 2 where he transferred his consciousness to mccoy but remembering this is all i send to you
this is panel from Exploding Dog, a comic i don’t think anyone has seriously thought about in 20 years, with one of the comic figures holding a smaller figure wearing a cap. they’re surrounded by stars
May 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
no you don't understand. i bought the car before he was a nazi. when he was uh
March 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
on my way to check out the digital fort knox to make sure all the digital gold is there
this is a still from the first 10 seconds of the Cryptoland scam video showing a guy flying to an island a bunch of nerds were pretending to buy in order to do cryptocurrency irl. it was a scam obviously
March 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
just remembered this
Xeni Jardin @xeni • 8h Yall who are not from Los Angeles don't understand that what Nancy Pelosi is doing to Donald Trump is, she is gangsta checkin' him. Ask @SnoopDogg. He's failing King Puig @BarreUumpist • 8h I'm from los Angeles and I've never heard of this Xeni Jardin @xeni • 12:38 PM Replying to @BarreUumpist and @SnoopDogg H Homie what set you from
February 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
yehoak.bsky.social
i wanna know what this thing above/behind that monitor is
January 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
yehoak.bsky.social
its literally the face from the Black Hole Sun video and also this ad i got the other day
this is an ad from instagram featuring an influencer cobrand with the most hollow and haunting smile imaginable. i hate looking at it
January 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
laws are fake
money is fake

you wanna know one thing that's real?
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/murr...
January 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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me, 2026: someone should stuff mark zuckerberg into a locker and lock it

META Warden 206-B3:
its kermit the frog, from the muppets, being thrown into a van by authority figures
January 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
this is what its like when you fail to escape samsara
January 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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i've been sick for several days now and the only thing giving me life is the news out of philly about a city council member realizing in real time he got played by two billionaires
“I’m so livid right now I don’t even know what to do,” said Jimmy Harrity, an at-large member of City Council, who was the first city lawmaker to publicly endorse the team’s move to East Market Street. “I feel as though I was used as a pawn.”
January 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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i love reading old comics
its a panel from an xmen comic. shatterstar's internal monologue: "the song he knows. he's seen it on the television -- the beastie boys -- sabotage. its a good one. loud. primitive. conflicted. like he is." the song isn't conflicted at all. the writers of this book are posers
January 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
me, playing mario is missing: it's the year of luigi baby yeah

me, ten minutes after the firehose of data is analyzed:
January 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
yehoak.bsky.social
mf looks like a hot dog (derogatory)
picture of a overcooked gas station hot dog with a mustache
January 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM